Greetings humans and other beings!

[TheGreatSnail Obligator]

 I have arrived on this great web of sites, by request of some of my close comrades. I have little knowledge of the great Sanderson culture, but I will attempt to gain some soon.

Thank you

[The Wandering Wizard Savant]

Welcome to the shard!

Have you sold your soul yet, or is it still up for sale?

[InfiniteInsanity Silent Gatherer]

You're here!!!! You are going to have sooo much fun in all the chaos!!

[TheGreatSnail Obligator]

@The Wandering Wizard It's being passed around and @InfiniteInsanity yes i think i will

Edited January 25 by TheGreatSnail

[The Bookwyrm Radiant Squire]

To the many community Sharders that should be arriving soon, TheGreatSnail is a friend of mine and Insanity's who we've been trying to get to read Sanderson books.

She'll get to Skyward soon. I hope.

EDIT: We've mentioned her before and quoted her a few times in Sharder One Liners, I think...

Edited January 25 by The Bookwyrm

[Odiumiumium Arbiter]

Welcome and hello! Have fun and read as much Sanderson as you can! 

[The Wandering Wizard Savant]

22 minutes ago, TheGreatSnail said:

It's being passed around

My cat is very interested in it, she has come over and demanded that I feed her another soul. The last on didn't last long enough

[TheGreatSnail Obligator]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

My cat is very interested in it, she has come over and demanded that I feed her another soul. The last on didn't last long enough

I can try to get more because I don't know which one of my small dragons has it this week. 

[TheGreatSnail Obligator]

7 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

EDIT: We've mentioned her before and quoted her a few times in Sharder One Liners, I think...

*GASP* Really?!? I feel so honored bro. 

Edited January 25 by TheGreatSnail

[The Bookwyrm Radiant Squire]

1 minute ago, TheGreatSnail said:

*GASP* Really?!? I feel so honored bro. 

...This...sounds...so much like you. I can hear your voice clearly saying that. It's surreal.

[TheGreatSnail Obligator]

Just now, The Bookwyrm said:

...This...sounds...so much like you. I can hear your voice clearly saying that. It's surreal.

*small goblin sounds* heheheh

[Shallan Stormblessed Twinborn]

Welcome, friend of Bookwyrm and Insa!

[The Wandering Wizard Savant]

3 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

...This...sounds...so much like you. I can hear your voice clearly saying that. It's surreal.

Now that makes me curious if you hear things in my voice. Hmmm.

*Scratches chin in thought*

[Ranryu Returned]

1 hour ago, TheGreatSnail said:

 I have arrived on this great web of sites, by request of some of my close comrades. I have little knowledge of the great Sanderson culture, but I will attempt to gain some soon.

Thank you

Oh great. It's spreading. At this rate, we'll have half the kids in the city.

[TheGreatSnail Obligator]

1 minute ago, Ranryu said:

Oh great. It's spreading. At this rate, we'll have half the kids in the city.

AN ARMY!!!!

[Cash67 Misting]

1 minute ago, Ranryu said:

Oh great. It's spreading. At this rate, we'll have half the kids in the city.

*turns on dramatic accent* Is this not a good thing? We should celebrate!!!

Also, welcome TheGreatSnail! More people joining our cul- I mean reading club is alsays something to be happy about. 

[TheGreatSnail Obligator]

1 minute ago, Cash67 said:

*turns on dramatic accent* Is this not a good thing? We should celebrate!!!

Also, welcome TheGreatSnail! More people joining our cul- I mean reading club is alsays something to be happy about. 

Just from this, I now completely trust and respect you. You have set the ultimate record for gaining my respect.

[Shining Silhouette Steel Inquisitor]

Welcome!

29 minutes ago, Ranryu said:

Oh great. It's spreading. At this rate, we'll have half the kids in the city.

Don't you already?

[InfiniteInsanity Silent Gatherer]

52 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

She'll get to Skyward soon. I hope

I'm sorry. I keep forgetting to grab it. 

[The Bookwyrm Radiant Squire]

41 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Now that makes me curious if you hear things in my voice. Hmmm.

*Scratches chin in thought*

Sometimes. I heard that comment above in your voice. Other times I just read it.

It's just that that one comment was just oh so very much like Snail.

[The Wandering Wizard Savant]

8 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Sometimes. I heard that comment above in your voice. Other times I just read it.

 

Interesting! Thank you for contributing to science!

[Robin Sedai Mistborn]

Welcome!

[Cash67 Misting]

2 hours ago, TheGreatSnail said:

Just from this, I now completely trust and respect you. You have set the ultimate record for gaining my respect.

 So what I’m hearing is mission accomplished. 

[The last Fae in the Woods Prelan]

16 hours ago, TheGreatSnail said:

Just from this, I now completely trust and respect you. You have set the ultimate record for gaining my respect.

Who has the record for not having your trust?

[TheGreatSnail Obligator]

2 hours ago, The last Fae in the Woods said:

Who has the record for not having your trust?

Almost all highschool boys, there are a rare few who have gained my trust but it's a difficult task.