Shower thoughts

[EmulatonStromenkiin Vanisher]

Post random shower thoughts, like:

we eat pizza inside out

the word Homeowner has the word Meow in it

All countries are third-world, as Earth is the third world from the sun

[CalanoCorvus Most Ancient]

hearing a song you like randomly is better than seeking it out

[Aes Sedai Spinner]

I already said this somewhere, but just think. BABY CENTAURS. BABY CENTAURS!!!!! The human part can’t talk or move or even feed itself for YEARS, but the horse part can walk and run hours after it’s born. 

[CalanoCorvus Most Ancient]

that's... terrifying

[Aes Sedai Spinner]

Yeah it occupied me like 3 sleepless nights in a row. 

[CalanoCorvus Most Ancient]

im scared now :skull:

[The Halcyon Girl Shade]

OO

Spoiler

Poor moms.

 

[Morningtide Enefel]

Retirement didn't exist until recently because nobody lived long enough for it to be necessary. 

[Szeth_Pancakes Compounder]

That reminds me of an xkcd. 
"Mammals like Peyton age according to..."

[EmulatonStromenkiin Vanisher]

Tuesday is the furthest  day from Monday

[The Bookwyrm Surgebinder]

To scorpions, lobsters are mermaids.

To your stomach, all potatoes are mashed.

I'm trying to think of things that I actually thought of in the shower...I usually have religious/spiritual realizations, existential crises, and ponderings on the nature of the universe and existence itself.

I just can't remember any of them.

[AonDoor Stormwarden]

Volcanoes are just Earth pimples.

Crabs must think that fish are flying.

Neither of those is mine.

[EmulatonStromenkiin Vanisher]

Can fish see air like we see water?

[The Bookwyrm Surgebinder]

3 hours ago, AonDoor said:

Crabs must think that fish are flying.

I LOVE THIS ONE

Does this mean that birds are just swimming in air....?

[Morningtide Enefel]

Is the s or the c silent in the word scent?

[Telrao Shardbearer]

Birdwatching goes both ways.

[Aes Sedai Spinner]

If you drop soap, does the floor get clean or the soap get dirty?

Puberty is just the polyjuice potion is slow mo: you get all lumpy then come out looking different. 

has anyone heard the bootstrap paradox? A man likes Mozart music and goes back in time to get him to sign his music. But when he gets there, Mozart doesn’t exist. Not wanting to deprive the world of such great music, he publishes it under the name Mozart. When he gets back to his time, the music is published. Who wrote Mozart’s music? 

[The Bookwyrm Surgebinder]

Just now, Ookla the Ta'veren said:

has anyone heard the bootstrap paradox? A man likes Mozart music and goes back in time to get him to sign his music. But when he gets there, Mozart doesn’t exist. Not wanting to deprive the world of such great music, he publishes it under the name Mozart. When he gets back to his time, the music is published. Who wrote Mozart’s music? 

I LOVE THESE go watch Tenet. And play Ocarina of Time and take interesting note in where the Song of Storms comes from. And so many others.

I want to write a book in which there's an organization that is aware of time travel, but these paradoxes keep popping up and they're trying to figure out where they come from. (Presumably from a being of a higher dimension...but I digress.)

[Aes Sedai Spinner]

They hurt my brain but they’re so cool, especially watching people debate about them. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood Knight Radiant]

here is something I watched yesterday.

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it fits so well into this thread

[EmulatonStromenkiin Vanisher]

18 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

here is something I watched yesterday.

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it fits so well into this thread

this is exactly what I had in mind for this thread.

[Telrao Shardbearer]

The Alethi script is one big palindrome. 

[Sequence Highprince]

If you drive over bumpy road and you're bouncing up and down in your seat enough to cause your foot to bounce up and down on the gas pedal uncontrollably which causes the car to continue to drive bumpily once it has cleared the bumpy section which causes your foot to continue to bounce on the gas pedal... which is really causing the car to violently jerk forwards so choppily?

[Aes Sedai Spinner]

I...uh...the road started it, so it's the road's fault?

Every hollow chocolate bunny is carrying a pocket of air from another part of the world.

Graveyards are the least likely place to be haunted because none of the dead people died there.

If you eat something with a cheese filling, you become something with a cheese filling.

Water is never yours, it's just your turn to drink it. 

[Mr. Misting High Prelan]

A tub is just a reverse boat.

Why is right both the opposite of left and wrong? Why doesn't calling someone left means that they are incorrect? Why were we so lazy that we reused one word but made up a new one?! Frickin English, it is so weird.