Ati16 Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: I am a human. Incorrect. Because your reputation says your most ancient, you are a sponge, because they live thousands of years. Brandon Sanderson wrote The Stormlight Archive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 Incorrect. It was actually one of his sixteen writing clones. How else would he be so prolific? I think, therefore I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 False. The action of "thinking" can only be attained by an incorporeal entity that has ascended beyond human mortality, and I highly doubt that's you. Bacon is greasy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 Incorrect. I am a pesketerian and therefore do not recognize bacon as a food, meaning that no one would eat it and discover it is greasy, therefore nullifying your statement. The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 Incorrect. The mitochondria looks more like a condominium, therefore the mitochondria is the powercondo of the cell. Swimming is fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 Nope, swimming cannot be fun, sport's obviously can't be fun. A is the first letter of alphabet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 Incorrect! A is in fact, not a letter! It's a number, would would explain why it's the first key on the home row. Batman dresses like a bat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 Incorrect! In fact, bats are an illusion designed by the United Mammal Conspiracy to make us spend money on violent comic books! WAKE UP, SHEEPSHRIMPLE! The line above was completely unnecessary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted January 24, 2023 Report Share Posted January 24, 2023 Actually, you should use lines whenever possible to show your smartitude. Dr. Pepper is not owned by Coca-Cola. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 Exactly! Dr. Pepper was founded and is still owned by time travelling samurai who came from the past. They left one or two people here to maintain their corporation. One of these people was Louis Armstrong. Paper comes from trees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 This is a true fact. Trees filter air through their leaves, and mingle it with chemicals. It builds up. Eventually, a piece of paper drops to the ground and people take them. Letters do not peel off of pages easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 They do not. It requires taking the paper and letters to therapy so they can get rid of their attachment issues. it takes 4,000 newtons to break a bone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 (edited) Response to Haly. \/ Of course they do! If you look at the sentence “Letters do not peel off pages easily.” and count the number of letters in it there are 30 precisely one of which is a capital. If you take that 1 and the number of non-letter characters in the sentence (7) and take them both away you get 22 the number which corresponds to the letter V in the English alphabet. In Mokian “vee” roughly translates to “letters that peel easily off the page”. So there! You are wrong! Quote it takes 4,000 newtons to break a bone um… what? How can someone be so wrong?! Obviously it’s 206 newtons because that is the average number of bones in the human body. Duh! It’s a 1:206 ratio. Never smile at a crocodile. Edited January 25, 2023 by Cinnamon Ninja’d 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 (edited) Not only is that incorrect, but it's also just plain mean. Studies have shown a sharp increase in depression among crocodillians due to everyone always scowling at them. Rainbows are the result of light hitting water droplets in the air at the correct angle so that the different wavelengths of light refract at somewhat different angles thus becoming distinguishable to our eyes as different coloured light instead of just white light. Edited January 25, 2023 by RaeTheRaven 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 No. Rainbows are the result of leprechauns. The rainbow is their guide to their gold, but only they are sneaky enough to catch the rainbow. We are all made of tiny weirdly shaped organisms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 False. We are all in fact, actually made of triangular prisms that refract water and liquid carbon into a solid which is then formed into skin. Gravity keeps us from flying into space 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 Wrong. Weobviously don't fall into space because you can't fall up and the earth is flat. We are simply standing on top of it. Brie is a Frenh soft cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 25, 2023 Report Share Posted January 25, 2023 (edited) First of all Frenh is not a place. I will just assume you meant ‘French’ even if you did you’re still wrong. As any good Free Kingdomer knows the country of France is just a Librarian myth. So is Brie, Camembert is the only soft cheese that exists. any thing multiplied by 0 is 0 Edited January 25, 2023 by Cinnamon I pressed submit to soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 26, 2023 Report Share Posted January 26, 2023 You can't even comprehend how wrong you are. Anything multiplied by 0 is obviously itself since zero is a mathematically inert number and doesn't do anything in any operation. Division by 0 makes no sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted January 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 Division by 0 makes perfect sense, for example when one divides by zero the distance between two locations they split it into zero pieces, making it 0 and so an easy and short trip. the mathmagicians guild claim that such power must have an adverse effect of the fabric of reality, but they said the same thing about exponents, so why trust them? You can't go wrong with googly eyes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 That is incorrect. You can in fact go wrong with googly eyes and incorrect application of googly eyes can lead to deep psychological scars. 1 is not a prime number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 Sure it is! It's the first number, so it obviously has to be considered prime. Plus, one can be divided by 207̃012, which equals 1. 30 grams of potassium is a daily requirement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 False. Because 30 divided by 6 is 5, and 5 times potassium is banana. So 30 pottasium is equal to 6 bananas. Therefore, 6 bananas are the accurate daily requirement. Snow is frozen water 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 False, snow is soften ice. The clouds mash ice together in the clouds and it falls to the ground. Books have paper pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted January 28, 2023 Report Share Posted January 28, 2023 You are WRONG. Books are made of the pressed hopes and dreams of the author. Oranges are orange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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