NerdyAarakocra Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 "Yes, I'd like the Pasta Alfred. And could we get the artichoke dip to share?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted February 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 As I no longer have a job, I sit down to leech off of everyone else's food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Unfortunately, you shot the tracker into the fake sandwich that Alpha gave to Altonic Keys. I wasn't at the table, after all. And the shadows stole a sandwich from some poor individual named Cacaphony. I, clearly, am Platypus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 The Caterpillar began drinking the souls of the long dead grasshoppers. It developed a mouth and smiled in satisfaction. Souls taste lovely, It conveyed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 "Souls are good. I rarely take the ones of grasshoppers but I'll try them some time." Platypus says, smiling, happy that he finally organized a meal to make up for the one he interrupted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 name changes. The shadows realize their mistake, and take the sandwich from Platypus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 I use a flashlight to make the shadows disappear and take the sandwich 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 I scold you for interupting a dinner. You feel bad and give the sandwich back to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 (edited) Spoiler alert but Spoiler The story ends with me in complete possession of the true original sandwich. It’s in bold, so it’s canon. Get wrecked. Edited February 8, 2023 by TheAlpha929 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 I apologize and take the sandwich back. I escape in my batmobile 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Your batmobile breaks down and when you get out to fix it, it drives back and gives me the sandwich. 19 minutes ago, TheAlpha929 said: Spoiler alert but Reveal hidden contents The story ends with me in complete possession of the true original sandwich. It’s in bold, so it’s canon. Get wrecked. Joke's on you, I break canon all the time. Gottem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 The Caterpillar calmly continued drinking the souls of grasshoppers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted February 8, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Clouds roll in. The sky darkens. Thunder flashes. A deep booming voice bellows: "Rule 3: Your actions aren't too outlandish." @TheAlpha929 gets struck by lightning. The clouds part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 Uhhh… am I out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 not really. just don't do it again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 They all sound mean but don’t worry, we’ve all been yelled at about rules at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) As someone gets struck lightning, Symph quietly snatches the sandwich away, replacing it with a sentient mushroom. She then runs away, proceeding to mumble something about a precious. Edited February 9, 2023 by SymphonianBookworm Why have a mushroom when it can be a sentient mushroom instead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 The Caterpillar climbs on top of the sentient mushroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 Platypus, feeling the weight of a sentient being differently then the weight of the sandwich, chases after Symph and takes the sandwich back after a quick lyting. "We can resume this after dinner is over. Don't worry, it'll be over soon." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 14 hours ago, Aes Sedai said: They all sound mean but don’t worry, we’ve all been yelled at about rules at some point. Except me! I have never broken a rule and never will! The Sandwich appears in my hand and I eat it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted February 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 I pry open your mouth and grab the sandwich before it is damaged, and put a full lemon in your mouth instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 Well, at least Rule number 1 and 3 didn't murder me for my misdeeds! I pull out my Sandwich magnet and attempt to steal the Sandwich again, quickly swallowing the lemon before my mouth implodes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 9, 2023 Report Share Posted February 9, 2023 your mouth implodes anyway, causing the magnet to inverse and fling the Sandwich to the Shadows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 I wonder why there is a Sandwich magnet. I realize I invented it, pull out my control switch, and send the sandwich towards me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted February 10, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 But we screwed up the planet so bad, the magnetic field was inverted. You push the sandwich away from the two of you and towards me. Because that's how magnets work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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