Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 I turn into the hulk and kick you into the ceiling. I grab the sandwich and make for the nearest perpendicularity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 However, the nearest perpendicularity was where the shadow were massed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 3, 2023 Report Share Posted February 3, 2023 (edited) After a long, hard journey, the caterpillar returns to the sandwich. Edited February 3, 2023 by Aes Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 I notice it trying to jump up, and pick it up. "Wanna have an alliance? We could have lunch with Nerdy." I whisper to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 It is at this moment that the Caterpillar learns to glare. It does so, then determinedly frees itself and climbs back into the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 Platypus looks at it. And looks at it. And looks at it. Then finally realizes that the Caterpillar must be magical, it can freeze people with glares. "I wasn't holding you hostage," Platypus whispers. "I was trying to make it easier for you to get to the sandwich if you said no. I can be nice sometimes." Platypus says, sadly. "Why do you always assume the worst of me?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 The Caterpillar climbs out of the sandwich. It nuzzles Platypus, then climbs into a replica sandwhich and promptly falls asleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 (edited) Platypus gets happy because, well, Caterpillar nuzzling! I grab the replica, with the caterpillar still inside it, and book it to the perpendicularity. I take the real sandwich from Thaidakar because the shadows never took it from him(?). I take the sandwich and The Sandwich and go to meet up with @NerdyAarakocra for lunch with them and @Aes Sedai. Edited February 4, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 4, 2023 Report Share Posted February 4, 2023 I bring some nice marzipan for dessert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 I bring some pizzas, just in case The Sandwich gets stolen while i'm in transit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 I decide to try and figure out what kind of sandwich the sandwich is. Which means it's time for science. But first I need the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 The Caterpillar nodded wisely; after all, it was omniscient. Good food, It conveyed, using Caterpillar-Speech. It distributed several leaves like breath mints, then began constructing a throne using the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 2 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: I decide to try and figure out what kind of sandwich the sandwich is. Which means it's time for science. But first I need the sandwich. Platypus' voice emanates next to you. "It is whatever the holder wants it to be. That rule existed since, like, page 40 i think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 "Oh." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 5, 2023 Report Share Posted February 5, 2023 I think @Aes Sedai's is, like, a nine foot long something wrapped in bread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stormfather Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 i lash the snadwich into the sky, in which a shanay-im cathes it and throws it back to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 14 hours ago, wert said: i lash the snadwich into the sky, in which a shanay-im cathes it and throws it back to me. Due to the fact that this post was previously unbolded, it was uncanon. Due to the fact that "wert" is the best username I've ever seen on the shard, I graciously bolded wert's post so that they could have the Sandwich. I stole it immediately after, of course, but oh well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 26 minutes ago, Sequence said: Due to the fact that this post was previously unbolded, it was uncanon. Due to the fact that "wert" is the best username I've ever seen on the shard, I graciously bolded wert's post so that they could have the Sandwich. I stole it immediately after, of course, but oh well. I hire a Rathbore monk to assassinate you. He fails, but in the wild motorcycle chase you drop the sandwich, which I grab using a reverse lashing. I carefully place the sandwich in an airtight aluminum safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted February 6, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 The safe was airtight, yes, but somehow it is not water-tight! By that I mean it can be absolutely shredded with my water jet. Which it does. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 This all disappoints the Caterpillar very much. As a result, it successfully eats the safe. Not the sandwich, of course, but the safe where the sandwich previously lived. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 (edited) I grab a medium-rare steak, give it to altonic keys so he is distracted (even if he doesn't like it, it would surprise him that I'm giving him gifts), grab the sandwich, and continue on my way to lunch. Edited February 6, 2023 by Being of Cacophony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 Unfortunately, Lunch betrays you and frames you for rioting and burglary. As you are arrested, Lunch takes the Sandwich from you and gives it to me. I cackle triumphantly and ride off into the sunset. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 The sun sets, and the shadows ambush you in the darkness, stealing the sandwich and fleeing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 But alas, the sun fails to set all the way, and you are stuck with the sun in your eyes. Therefore you do not realize I am in the passenger seat (or saddle, not sure what you’re riding) and snatch the sandwich. I jump out of the vehicle (or other) and use my body as a cushion to keep the sandwich from being ruined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Paradoxical Phenomenon Posted February 6, 2023 Report Share Posted February 6, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: The sun sets, and the shadows ambush you in the darkness, stealing the sandwich and fleeing. Dang bruh I had such a good one Edited February 6, 2023 by TheAlpha929 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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