Lord Gregorio Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 NO! I thought I'd get away with it. I begin my attempt of escaping my prison. Planning how to get my revenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 The Shadows trap you in quicksand and take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 Thankfully, me and Quicksand are friends. We shake hands and go our separate ways. My way happens to be towards the Shadows, where I'm able to pluck the Sandwich out of their matterless hands. Poor Shadows. Maybe they should go and get bodies to make stealing easier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellit Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 @Sequencedies mysteriously. I go to his funeral crying for my great friend and I take the sandwich with reluctance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 "Gee! There's a Sequence with masculine pronouns? Wild! Since we share a name, I think he'd want me to have the Sandwich." I say, my pink and green She/They pronoun pin shining brightly from my jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 I compliment your pin and give you the contacts of my friend who likes to 3d model planes. While you're having a chat about the Airbus 737 (Not a real plane), I swipe the sandwich. As it's been slightly more than 30 pages since the thread restarted, I summon @Aes Sedai to lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 Before you can complete your lunch plans I run up and tear away the sandwich with rage and sprint off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 I sneakily jump out of the bushes and spookify you. While you are stunned I steal the sandwich and sneakily run back into my bush portal which quickly closes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 As I am a jack-o-melon man, I cannot be spookified. I let you take the sandwich and put a tracker on you so it could get away from everyone else. I hop on my melon-cycle and begin to follow the tracker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 After a long while of running, I realize I had tried to spookify a jack-o-melon man. I had totally forgotten that that was against the laws of physics, I noticed the tracker and crushed it and continued running 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 Well crap. I continue to the area where the tracker was destroyed, eventually I find the remains and kneel next to them. Jack-o-melon man tears fall. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 13 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said: I compliment your pin and give you the contacts of my friend who likes to 3d model planes. While you're having a chat about the Airbus 737 (Not a real plane), I swipe the sandwich. As it's been slightly more than 30 pages since the thread restarted, I summon @Aes Sedai to lunch. Disappointed that the lunch plans were interrupted, the caterpillar climbs out of the sandwich and glares ferociously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 Wanting the lunch plans to happen, I take The Sandwich by loading myself into the platypult that was dropped earlier and yelling "From the top ropes!" as I fall down on Witless. I take the sandwich and go to bring @Aes Sedai to meet up with @NerdyAarakocra for the scheduled lunch that I so rudely interrupted 30 pages go. I need to right this wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 Unfortunately, an Airbus 737 crashed on your picnic. I steal the Sandwich from the wreckage and skedaddle away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 (edited) However, the Airbus 737 does not exist, so I keep the sandwich and give everyone some of those yummy cheese biscuits. Edited February 1, 2023 by NerdyAarakocra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 I appear out of the Depths of Inactivity, snatch the sandwich, and then fade away into the universe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 But Bookwryrm took the sandwich from Nerdy, who didn't actually have it. I did. Nerdy never said they took it from me so I retain the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 The Shadows take the sandwich from Cacophony, through magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 I bungee jump from a dragon I befriended, and steal the sandwich. I am flung back up to my new dragon and fly away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 (edited) The Caterpillar appreciates the cheesy biscuit. When things get scary, it hides back inside the sandwich. Edited February 1, 2023 by Aes Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 I didn't know dragons were scary for caterpillars. I skydive of of my dragon carriage, grab the Sandwich and continue falling. On my way down, I'm about to take a bite, but I notice the caterpillar. I grab it, toss it out, and prepare to eat, when suddenly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted February 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 Taco truck! The smell is irresistible. You forget that the sandwich probably tastes better, and leave the sandwich on the ground for later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 The shadows catch the sandwich you drop in midair because of the taco truck smell, and run in a rolling mass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 I realize that I'm allergic to tacos and return to the spot where I left the sandwich. I see the shadows escaping with it, chase after them, catch them, and use a rope to tie them up as I take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted February 2, 2023 Report Share Posted February 2, 2023 (edited) I drop a small jack-o-lantern on your head like green goblin and snatch the sandwich. Edited February 2, 2023 by Gregorio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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