The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra Son of Honor]

However, I am not a VOID creature, so the Delicate Flower does nothing to me! I use my Pernicious Pachyderm Pals to stampede down Witless though the tunnel made by his giant mole beast. I take the sandwich while Witless is staring at the stampede of elephants with sheep disguises.

[EmulatonStromenkiin Vanisher]

Several hundred wolves in Pachyderm disguises appeared.

[Sequence Worldbringer]

Sadly, they all were killed by ivory poachers. Very disappointed ivory poachers. Meanwhile, Nerdy is stopped by the authorities while trying to cross the American-Canadian border. They detain Nerdy for being in possession of the Sandwich, which is given to me after Nerdy is locked in prison.

[NerdyAarakocra Son of Honor]

I get out of detention after showing my passport, and then use These words are censored These words are censored These words are censored These words are censored These words are censored These words are censored to reclaim the sandwich, now with my additional army of These words are censored.

[Aes Sedai Elantrian]

A caterpillar appeared and made a nest in the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra Son of Honor]

The caterpillar became omnipotent.

[Aes Sedai Elantrian]

It decided to take a nap in the sandwich, enjoying the leafy smell.

[Being of Cacophony Gyorn]

"The time has come... For a PLOT TWIST!!!" a voice boomed from the sky. The Sandwich duplicated into 17,000 sandwiches and 1 Sandwich. As everyone searches for The Sandwich, I laugh from the heavens, for of course, only I have The Sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra Son of Honor]

However, as this breaks the rules, the sandwich reverts to its previous state, in my hand.

[Wittles of Shinovar Son of Honor]

I run by, enhanced by the power of ostrich, and do a cool flip over nerdy, slap the sandwich out of their hands and grab it and run

[NerdyAarakocra Son of Honor]

I open a sandwich-only portal in front of Witless and reclaim the sandwich.

[Wittles of Shinovar Son of Honor]

I use my ostrich powers to dig my head into the ground and pop out where Nerdy is and steal the sandwich back. I go back underground and pop up in an undisclosed location

[NerdyAarakocra Son of Honor]

I use the ambiguity of that statement to fuel my ambiguity reactor, teleporting the sandwich to me.

[AltonicKeys House Lord]

Ding ding ding ding! What's that noise? Why, it's the sack of bells I'm throwing at you!

Nerdy falls unconscious, and I take off with the sandwich before the reactor blows up.

[Sequence Worldbringer]

Unfortunately, the blast of an unstable ambiguity reactor is faster than you. Fourteen million years later, when the land is habitable again, I bend over and pick up the perfectly unscathed Sandwich from a pile of dust. I hop into my Mad Max style road warrior car and drive away.

[Being of Cacophony Gyorn]

14 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

However, as this breaks the rules, the sandwich reverts to its previous state, in my hand.

I would argue it doesn't, as The Sandwich wasn't duplicated, only a Sandwich and sandwiches. Thus, the sandwich returns to my hand.

[NerdyAarakocra Son of Honor]

I contest this veiwpoint, leading into a huge debate tournament. As you're giving your impassioned closing speech, I grab the sandwich.

[Being of Cacophony Gyorn]

Luckily, I won the debate and the judge gives me The Sandwich as a reward.

[Aes Sedai Elantrian]

The caterpillar sits up curiously, then lies back down to continue its nap.

[EmulatonStromenkiin Vanisher]

The Shadows discover the power of puns and use them to inflict psychic damage on everyone.

[Being of Cacophony Gyorn]

Because of my immunity, I keep the sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra Son of Honor]

I sneak up behind you while you're gloating and take the sandwich. I run into a platypus-proof vault.

[Wittles of Shinovar Son of Honor]

*Puts down platypult* (platypus catapult) I use my nonexistent lock picking skills to smash the safe with a wrecking ball and steal the sandwich

[Lord Gregorio Misting]

I drink my invisibility potion and steal the sandwich, making sure to make the sandwich invisible as well.

[Sequence Worldbringer]

Unfortunately, Sandwich battle law prohibits tampering with the Sandwich, and you are arrested. I, being one of the officers who arrested you, take the Sandwich and run off.