NerdyAarakocra Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 However, I am not a VOID creature, so the Delicate Flower does nothing to me! I use my Pernicious Pachyderm Pals to stampede down Witless though the tunnel made by his giant mole beast. I take the sandwich while Witless is staring at the stampede of elephants with sheep disguises. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 Several hundred wolves in Pachyderm disguises appeared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 Sadly, they all were killed by ivory poachers. Very disappointed ivory poachers. Meanwhile, Nerdy is stopped by the authorities while trying to cross the American-Canadian border. They detain Nerdy for being in possession of the Sandwich, which is given to me after Nerdy is locked in prison. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 27, 2023 Report Share Posted January 27, 2023 I get out of detention after showing my passport, and then use These words are censored These words are censored These words are censored These words are censored These words are censored These words are censored to reclaim the sandwich, now with my additional army of These words are censored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 A caterpillar appeared and made a nest in the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 The caterpillar became omnipotent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted January 29, 2023 Report Share Posted January 29, 2023 It decided to take a nap in the sandwich, enjoying the leafy smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 "The time has come... For a PLOT TWIST!!!" a voice boomed from the sky. The Sandwich duplicated into 17,000 sandwiches and 1 Sandwich. As everyone searches for The Sandwich, I laugh from the heavens, for of course, only I have The Sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 However, as this breaks the rules, the sandwich reverts to its previous state, in my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 I run by, enhanced by the power of ostrich, and do a cool flip over nerdy, slap the sandwich out of their hands and grab it and run 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 I open a sandwich-only portal in front of Witless and reclaim the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 I use my ostrich powers to dig my head into the ground and pop out where Nerdy is and steal the sandwich back. I go back underground and pop up in an undisclosed location 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 I use the ambiguity of that statement to fuel my ambiguity reactor, teleporting the sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted January 30, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 Ding ding ding ding! What's that noise? Why, it's the sack of bells I'm throwing at you! Nerdy falls unconscious, and I take off with the sandwich before the reactor blows up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 Unfortunately, the blast of an unstable ambiguity reactor is faster than you. Fourteen million years later, when the land is habitable again, I bend over and pick up the perfectly unscathed Sandwich from a pile of dust. I hop into my Mad Max style road warrior car and drive away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 14 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said: However, as this breaks the rules, the sandwich reverts to its previous state, in my hand. I would argue it doesn't, as The Sandwich wasn't duplicated, only a Sandwich and sandwiches. Thus, the sandwich returns to my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 I contest this veiwpoint, leading into a huge debate tournament. As you're giving your impassioned closing speech, I grab the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 Luckily, I won the debate and the judge gives me The Sandwich as a reward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 The caterpillar sits up curiously, then lies back down to continue its nap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 The Shadows discover the power of puns and use them to inflict psychic damage on everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 Because of my immunity, I keep the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 30, 2023 Report Share Posted January 30, 2023 I sneak up behind you while you're gloating and take the sandwich. I run into a platypus-proof vault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 *Puts down platypult* (platypus catapult) I use my nonexistent lock picking skills to smash the safe with a wrecking ball and steal the sandwich 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 I drink my invisibility potion and steal the sandwich, making sure to make the sandwich invisible as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 31, 2023 Report Share Posted January 31, 2023 Unfortunately, Sandwich battle law prohibits tampering with the Sandwich, and you are arrested. I, being one of the officers who arrested you, take the Sandwich and run off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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