AltonicKeys Posted January 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 I pull on the rug you were standing on, making you fall, sending the sandwich in the air so I can catch it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 I tackle you from behind and roughly take the sandwich. Sprinting away like a linebacker (or a quarterback I guess) Idk I don't play football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellit Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 Gregorio bumps into me, I throw him to the ground, I see that he has dropped the sandwich, I grab it. It's time to disappear and I teleport to where only the next person to write follows me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 I scramble forward and grab your leg as you teleport and follow with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 The shadows do not need to follow you, as they were already there. For they were everywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 Until they weren't. Someone filed a noise complaint on their residence (which was everywhere), and millions upon millions of pest exterminators armed with vacuum cleaners sucked up aaaalllllllll the shadows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 Lol. Umm. I snatch the sandwich back and run away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted January 19, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 I throw a sack of mysterious small metal objects at Gregorio's legs, breaking them. I take the sandwich with my two hands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 (edited) AAAAH! My leg! Edited January 19, 2023 by Gregorio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 I soulcast the hands holding the sandwich into smoke and take the sandwich for myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 I throw a rock, it hits Raven and hits another bird passing by and I dash in taking the sandwich for myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellit Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 @Witless of Shinovar You are late, I caught him and threw him off a cliff. *fart escapes from my buttocks* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted January 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 Oohhhhh my hands are smoke!! I have no hands! I go to my house, open the basement to get another flesh puppet to possess. I return with the knowledge that Cellit's actions were unbolded and not real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 22 hours ago, Sequence said: Until they weren't. Someone filed a noise complaint on their residence (which was everywhere), and millions upon millions of pest exterminators armed with vacuum cleaners sucked up aaaalllllllll the shadows. As the shadows do not have substance, the vacuums are useless, though everywhere is very clean now. The shadows are confused and vanish, removing Depth from everything, causing many accidents. They snatch the sandwich from Witless, inexplicable capable of holding it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 As the Shard of Plot Twists, I point out the grammar issue and take the sandwich as recompense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 I release a wild ostrich, which causes chaos and confusion. The ostrich plucks the sandwich out of the shard of plot twist's hands and runs off with it as I jump on its back and we ride away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellit Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 I'm going to see the Big Fool for wisdom to steal the Sandwich and eat it, but he seems doubtful whether to give me the advice or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 As this is not canon, I copy this maneuver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 Only to discover that any who go to visit the Big Fool then becomes the Big Fool. What a foolish move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cellit Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 Finally Big Fool tells me to talk to @EmulatonStromenkiin who was his teacher. (No offence, it's sarcasm) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 1 hour ago, Cellit said: Finally Big Fool tells me to talk to @EmulatonStromenkiin who was his teacher. (No offence, it's sarcasm) Quote All posts must be bolded to be canon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 21, 2023 Report Share Posted January 21, 2023 I stop my ostrich and proceed to place the sandwich in a safe guarded by laser puppies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 22, 2023 Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 I divert the laser puppies with my UV light kitties, allowing for me to take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted January 22, 2023 Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 diabolical I give my Ostrich a speed boosting potion. It chases after Nerdy Aarakocra and plucks the sandwich from their hands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 22, 2023 Report Share Posted January 22, 2023 I give my emu a speed II potion. It returns the sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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