NerdyAarakocra Posted January 15, 2023 Report Share Posted January 15, 2023 However, all of the canon cannonballs and cannon canonballs fall into a plot hole, missing me entirely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 16, 2023 Report Share Posted January 16, 2023 While you are distracted, a mercenary snatches the sandwich and passes it onto @AltonicKeys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 Who was actually me in disguise. I thank the shadows and hop into an X-15, escaping to the other side of the universe before anybody sees through my clever disguise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 (edited) Little did you know, I was in your ship! I snag the sandwich when you land, but trip and drop it as I try to get out of the X-15 Edited January 17, 2023 by Gregorio 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 Unfortunately, this is not canon, so I ambush Sequence and then give the sandwitch to Gregorio so he may execute his maneuver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Gregorio Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 UUUuuuuuh. I commence rolling away with the sandwich in my grasp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 Then I gleefully steal it back and hide in a barrel of fish on a burning wharf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 17, 2023 Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 The shadows are confused. the barrel of fish caught fire as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted January 17, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2023 Ninety five miles away, the President of the United States prepares for a vacation. This may or may not relate to whatever may happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 It certainly did, as on his vacation, he ordered a sandwich. It happened to be the sandwich, for whatever reason, and the president was attacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 I, being the attacker, take the sandwich and get on a cruise ship. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Which sinks. I, being amphibious, steal the sandwich from Thaidakar, who has sadly drowned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 But while you're sitting there gloating, I fish it out of your hand with my handy dandy fishing rod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 I come back to life using a bit of plot armor I'd picked up from Harry Potter on the way to the cruise ship. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 (edited) Which happened to have really bad arthritis. Edited January 18, 2023 by Sequence plot armor has arthritis. darn, i hate ninjas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 I blink, wondering how plot armor has arthritis. I take the sandwich using telekineses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 Whereas I, being well aware of the arthritic tendencies of plot armour, do not blink and am therefore able to intercept the sandwich as it zooms towards Thaidakar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 A gecko who is incapable of blinking uses this power to take the sandwich. No explanation needed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 I trade the gecko a big fat beetle for the sandwich. Geckos prefer bugs to sandwiches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 I grab Roe and lash them into the sky. In the second as they were being launched off, I touched the sandwich and lashed it towards me. I grabbed the sandwich and grinned, putting a small device into the sauce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 I quickly Pull on the metal in the small device, causing the sandwich to soar towards me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 I Push on it, making it push through you and at the wall behind you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 18, 2023 Report Share Posted January 18, 2023 I randomly pop in and use my Randomness powers, in my preferred form of the telekinetic rubber ducky, to take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaeTheRaven Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 I give the rubber ducky to my dog who chews it to pieces within seconds. While this brief but brutal battle takes place, I seize the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 (edited) I drop from the sky, landing directly on top of Rae-ven (not me being to lazy to write their full username) in the craziness of the collision Raeven drops the Sandwich. It falls into a hole and I manage to fish it out. The allure of the Sandwich is too tempting, I raise it toward my mouth … Edited January 19, 2023 by Cinnamon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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