Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 6, 2023 Report Share Posted January 6, 2023 That would have been a problem, except Jimmy the hotdog superhero wasn't actually a hotdog. He just liked hotdogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 7, 2023 Report Share Posted January 7, 2023 The shadows chase after Nerdy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 "Finally, someone noticed that I still have the sandwich!" I say, as I defeat the shadows in an anime boss battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 8, 2023 Report Share Posted January 8, 2023 Due to the unfortunate laws of anime, the Shadows came back in a crappy sequel with five times their original power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 9, 2023 Report Share Posted January 9, 2023 As they had already quadrupled their power through use of the Sandwich, they were now very powerful 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 10, 2023 Report Share Posted January 10, 2023 Fortunately, due to the laws of Anime, I somehow become more powerful than anything else in the universe for no adequately explained reason just in time for the season finale, where I successfully defend the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 Luckily, I have ascended to the Shard of Plot Twists. With a Plot Twist, Nerdy looks down and realizes that the sandwich is no longer in their hand. A random platypus starts running down the hill to with a Sandwich, escaping. Meanwhile I watch from the Cognitive Realm, satisfied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 I stop the platypus dead in its tracks with a crowbar to the knees. I apologize, pay for its medical bills, steal the Sandwich, and escape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 The shadows trap you in an infinity room of death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishikk Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 But then the Platypus comes and defeats the shadows because of some mystical power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 11, 2023 Report Share Posted January 11, 2023 Its mystical powers were granted by me, as I am somehow still the shard of randomness. As payment for this newfound power, the platypus agrees to serve me and give me the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted January 12, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2023 I pull Nerdy's pants off. Public indecency! They're arrested, and the sandwich is confiscated. The police, not knowing the significance, give it to a random beggar on the street. Who could that beggar be... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 12, 2023 Report Share Posted January 12, 2023 The beggar is actually the platypus. As it is sworn to my service, I claim the sandwich again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted January 12, 2023 Report Share Posted January 12, 2023 Unfortunately, none of you noticed my word choice. I said he escaped with "a Sandwich" instead of "The Sandwich". I am far off in the Cognitive realm with The Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles Posted January 12, 2023 Report Share Posted January 12, 2023 I the shard of Top-Ramen use my mystical skills to tap you on the other shoulder and steal the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 12, 2023 Report Share Posted January 12, 2023 The shadows conjure The Sandwich away from Wits, by the power of nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 12, 2023 Report Share Posted January 12, 2023 Shadow, who'd been disguised as one of the shadows, replaces the sandwich with a fake and takes it to a lab for examination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 The lab exploded due to an undisclosed event involving Russian and Middle-Eastern separatists. The Sandwich was never recovered... because I had stolen it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 I take it back after a two year time skip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 And I take it back after a four second time skip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 The shadows, having created better security measures, snatch The Sandwich from Sequence like tarzan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 Which usually meant swinging by vines. These particular vines had been booby trapped by a secret organization devoted to stealing the Sandwich. As the Shadows splatted to the ground, agents of the secret organization snatched the Sandwich and disappeared. Days later, I raided their facility and stole the Sandwich back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted January 13, 2023 Report Share Posted January 13, 2023 However, when you found the chamber where the sandwich was, all you found was a pan-galactic gragleblaster. This is because I had gotten there first and stolen the sandwich already! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wits instant noodles Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 But as you escaped you run into a group of my ever loyal followers who steal the sandwich back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted January 14, 2023 Report Share Posted January 14, 2023 As Wits' statement was not bolded, it was not cannon or canon. The Shadows attack Nerdy with canon cannons and cannon canons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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