AltonicKeys Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 (edited) The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich. The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and boring. The sandwich is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it. Anything goes, as long as: The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp) The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed. Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what) I'll start - I walk up to the sandwich and grab it. I get to be boring because uhhhhhh Edited November 21, 2023 by AltonicKeys 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 (edited) I take a fishing pole and hook the sandwich out of your hand, then reel it towards me. Edited October 19, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 I hold out my hand and levitate the sandwich off the hook, moving it towards me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormingTexan Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 I send the 1985 Chicago Bear's defense to tackle you and retrieve the sandwich as you fumble it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 I startle you with a creepy mask and grab the sandwich as you flinch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 I lasso the sandwich out of your hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 (edited) I shimmy down a rope above your head, and come and steal the sandwich, thief style. Edited October 19, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted October 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 I cut the rope, causing you to fall and drop the sandwich into my hands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 (edited) I backflip over you and grab the sandwich out of your hands. I go to Subway to procure a decoy sandwich. Edited October 19, 2022 by Mr. Misting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I use magic to teleport the real sandwich into my hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I eat my now useless sandwich and then call an Amazon drone to pilfer the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I bat the drone away using giant club sandwiches from Jimmy Johns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I distract you by throwing Randal Monroe's book How To at you. It has a chapter about how to destroy a drone using sports equipment. While you're distracted and reading it, I palm the sandwich and put it in my coat pocket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I throw the book onto the ground and open a portal in your coat pocket. The sandwich lands in my hand again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I use a vacuum cleaner to grab the sandwich out of your hand. By the way, have you ever read any of Randal Monroe's books? They're good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I use the wasps I befriended to bring it out of the vacuum and into my pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I punch you and then I walk away. I'm not going to punch a man and then rob him, that would be quite rude. I do pick up the book though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I fumble with the sandwich, trying to keep hold of it. I fall into the sidewalk and it soars over a building. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I catch it and duck into a barber shop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I menacingly advance with a razor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I jump up from my hiding place in the barbe shop, having just finished the quality book by Randal Monroe. I trip Bookwyrm, steal the sandwich and proceed to run out the back door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 (edited) I get up, brush the stray hairs off me, and run outside. I grab the barber pole and rip it off the wall, just in case. Edited October 20, 2022 by The Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I grab the barber's pole from Bookwyrm's hand, and go to the pole exchange to trade it in for a different pole. I then pole vault right in front of Mr. Misting, stealing the sandwich and finishing with a graceful roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I form from shadows, grab the sandwich, and fade back into them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 I reach into the shadows and take the sandwich back using demon magic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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