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1. The power to kill a single epic at will. That epic is yourself

2. Having any power but your weakness is using your power

3. The ability to teleport, but only the distance of a single step you can take, and to everyone else it just looks like you walked. You also cannot move through solids

4. The ability to read and speak any language, but not understand it

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1. The ability to have unlimited bowls of any peanut butter cereal. But you’re allergic. 
2. The power to change the taste of chicken into the taste of grapes.

3. The power to hypnotize chickens… but you can’t make them do anything but sleep, and they’re really too stupid to accomplish anything anyway. DONT ERASE THE LINE. 
4. The ability to see your siblings through walls when they’re asleep

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The ability to read people's mind, but only the brain-stem part of the mind. (The part that controls automatic body functions, like your heart beat and breathing while you're not thinking about breathing.)

The ability to manipulate keyboards within arms reach that you can see. As a side effect, it creates the illusion of you typing on the keyboard.

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6 hours ago, Calamity_Engine said:

The ability to read people's mind, but only the brain-stem part of the mind. (The part that controls automatic body functions, like your heart beat and breathing while you're not thinking about breathing.)

The ability to manipulate keyboards within arms reach that you can see. As a side effect, it creates the illusion of you typing on the keyboard.

you forgot that it also takes the same amount of energy :P 

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