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The misinformed painter was of course Leonardo da Vinci

 

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Leonardo had had much misfortune, first his father and now his wife.

 

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This misfortune was so terrible that any that he loved would die.

 

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remarkably, Leanardo's barber was the one who died next.

 

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She had been quite beautiful, in his eyes.

 

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of course, in others eyes she had looked like a cross between a cow and a horse, which was why Leanardo liked her.

 

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He had very strange tastes, he even liked his food to taste like dog food.

 

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He also had a hankering for eating socks.

 

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A writer called over a authority to ask if hankering was legal.

 

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it was, of course, not legal. hankering had been illegal since the year 104782935982365

 

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But the year was 192718943 not 104782935982365 quite yet.

 

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This meant that a certain person named Stephen had to wait for his pastries.

 

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This wait was destroying him on the inside.

 

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He wondered where his employers were; they should have been here hours ago.

 

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His employers were tied up with legal affairs with Eof, the ultimate foe.

 

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Eof was a despicable man, a lawyer devious beyond description.

 

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But what exactly made Eof so despicable? Well, he enjoyed drowning puppies in his free time, he was a huge proponent of genocide, and he poured his milk before his cereal. 

also @The Wandering Wizard @Thaidakar the Ghostblood i think it kinda defeats the purpose of the game if you post after every other person....since then you're just reading every single post...and then this just becomes TLT....

but this isnt my thread so you do you i guess

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I don't look at every single post until that story is done. I don't even remember what I posted last.

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Pouring milk before cereal was worse then the genocide.

 

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Except it totally wasn't, because genocide is an unspeakably evil act

 

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"Genocide is evil." Said a random person. "But there is something that itches at my mind that is worse, though I know not what it is."

 

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the thing that itched their mind was, of course, Fitz vs Keefe.

 

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Of course, the choice was fairly obvious.

 

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It was chosen to explode the moon.

 

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But they launched it at Earth instead

 

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It was an awful, horrible mistake. The failsafe had failed, and now everyone on Earth was preparing for a dramatic attack

 

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