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You can't really destroy it as haggis in this realm seems to be indestructible.

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2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

No seriously. I’ve tried burning it, but that didn’t work. How do you destroy it?

The Haggis cannot be destroyed, Nameless, by any craft that we here possess. The Haggis was made in the fires of Sheep. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into the Sheeprealm and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

One of you must do this.

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If I do this thing may I politely murder you on JUNE 7TH?

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Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

The Haggis cannot be destroyed, Nameless, by any craft that we here possess. The Haggis was made in the fires of Sheep. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into the Sheeprealm and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

One of you must do this.

Oh. Can eighteen-wheelers make the trip?

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5 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Take petition, boss around the underlings, give me snuggles...

Y'know. The works.

All but the snuggles sounds kinda boring... Anything else?

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40 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Then clearly I did something wrong, 'cause I have an army. And they don't have a Hulk.

I have the high ground!

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10 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

If I do this thing may I politely murder you on JUNE 7TH?

No.

10 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Oh. Can eighteen-wheelers make the trip?

No.

10 minutes ago, DramaQueen said:

All but the snuggles sounds kinda boring... Anything else?

...Hand-holding?

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does being emperor have term limits

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No. It does not.

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ok…well, will you always consistently pass legislature that the public agrees with?

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8 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

No

In that case, we’re in trouble. Unless you can convince some giant eagles to carry all the hairs the haggis.

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How'd you end up in this position anyway?  My lord.  I guess.

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11 hours ago, dannnnnnex said:

ok…well, will you always consistently pass legislature that the public agrees with?

No.

6 hours ago, Nameless said:

In that case, we’re in trouble. Unless you can convince some giant eagles to carry all the hairs the haggis.

Eagles? Pfft. Naw.

One does not simply drive into Sheepland.

One must walk.

3 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

How'd you end up in this position anyway?  My lord.  I guess.

By unanimous declaration by the Shard's Association for Emperor.

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10 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Eagles? Pfft. Naw.

One does not simply drive into Sheepland.

One must walk.

I don’t think you understand the quantity of haggis I’d have to dispose of if I took this job.

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I don't think you understand the quality of haggis-disposism that this land possesses.

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How are we supposed to get it there?

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You will take my armada of AT-ATs to walk them in for you.

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Posted (edited)

War is inevitable, Fadran.

You cannot avoid the City Of Angels forever.

They will come on wings made as if from stars.

They will cause your land to be as if desolate, of all but yourself.

Only you will remain.

All you love will be gone.

All you wish to come to pass shall not.

Be wary.

Edited by CalanoCorvus
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4 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

By unanimous declaration by the Shard's Association for Emperor.

who is in this association?

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Me.

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ok so

um

how do i put this

uhhh

Spoiler

VIVÍ LA REVOLUTION!!

DOWN WITH THE DICTATORSHIP!!!

TAKE UP YOUR ARMS MEN
FOR TONIGHT WE FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM, nay, THE FREEDOM OF ALL WHO COME AFTER US

DOWN WITH THE EMPEROR

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!!!

 

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...would you like some bread?

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Yeah, but we also want

Spoiler

REVOLUTION!

 

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16 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

...would you like some bread?

Actually I prefer cake.

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Do those in your army have to pay taxes still?

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