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2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

No seriously. I’ve tried burning it, but that didn’t work. How do you destroy it?

The Haggis cannot be destroyed, Nameless, by any craft that we here possess. The Haggis was made in the fires of Sheep. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into the Sheeprealm and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

One of you must do this.

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Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

The Haggis cannot be destroyed, Nameless, by any craft that we here possess. The Haggis was made in the fires of Sheep. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into the Sheeprealm and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.

One of you must do this.

Oh. Can eighteen-wheelers make the trip?

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11 hours ago, dannnnnnex said:

ok…well, will you always consistently pass legislature that the public agrees with?

No.

6 hours ago, Nameless said:

In that case, we’re in trouble. Unless you can convince some giant eagles to carry all the hairs the haggis.

Eagles? Pfft. Naw.

One does not simply drive into Sheepland.

One must walk.

3 hours ago, Spren of Kindness said:

How'd you end up in this position anyway?  My lord.  I guess.

By unanimous declaration by the Shard's Association for Emperor.

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10 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Eagles? Pfft. Naw.

One does not simply drive into Sheepland.

One must walk.

I don’t think you understand the quantity of haggis I’d have to dispose of if I took this job.

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War is inevitable, Fadran.

You cannot avoid the City Of Angels forever.

They will come on wings made as if from stars.

They will cause your land to be as if desolate, of all but yourself.

Only you will remain.

All you love will be gone.

All you wish to come to pass shall not.

Be wary.

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ok so

um

how do i put this

uhhh

Spoiler

VIVÍ LA REVOLUTION!!

DOWN WITH THE DICTATORSHIP!!!

TAKE UP YOUR ARMS MEN
FOR TONIGHT WE FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM, nay, THE FREEDOM OF ALL WHO COME AFTER US

DOWN WITH THE EMPEROR

LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!!!

 

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