Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Welcome, my subjects, to the Grand Halls of Emperor Fadran! I am here to appease my minions and expand my influence. By the power of egoistic altruistic, the Shard shall FOREVER BE MINE. Now ask, my people, and ye shall receive. Quote Now restructured to fit the Shard forum standards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 First question Why didn't you just have the mods move it? Secondly if someone won't pay tribute to you what will you do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 I didn't ask the mods because to force my beloved minions to perform such a tedious action would be simply unbearable for my kind and loving soul! Similarly, if someone does not pay tribute, I will cast them into the Downsparks of Egali-Sunra to rot for all eternity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 And if the person that doesn't pay tribute fights back and defeats you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Then clearly I did something wrong, 'cause I have an army. And they don't have a Hulk. They can have the throne. They are clearly superior. I'm not saying you should rebel, W&W. I know you feed well upon the popularity this Shard grants, but... *Leans forwards menacingly. Soldiers quietly surround you.* ...This place is MINE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 "And how often have you fought against death?" Chuckles Wizard as his eyes flash black. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Your roleplay persona has no power here. This is FGaRS - a realm of PURE RANDOM!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Question! How much is the tribute? Also, do you take alternate forms of payment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Tribute is currently one cookie every six days, as petitioned by my very own subjects. If you wish to present an alternate form of payment, I will be willing to negotiate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 "Very well, do you take killing you politely to be acceptable tribute?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Excellent. How much haggis equals one cookie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 (edited) E X E C U T I O N E R ! @Tesh This wizard's annoying me. He's using quotation marks for some reason. No haggis. Edited June 5, 2022 by Channelknight Fadran 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 A suit of armor appears around Wizard. It's been some time since I've had a fight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 No really, how much? Cause I have way too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 *Sigh* Listen... you can't honorably duel someone who isn't in a significantly-enough hypothetical situation to roleplay a duel. As for Nameless, I do not want haggis. If you desire, I can help you set up a haggis shop; but half of all proceeds would have to go directly to the royal treasury. Not, that is, in haggis form. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Wait, you can sell haggis for something other than more haggis? Really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Yes. Like cookies. Namely chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. They are superior. Or regular chocolate chip cookies baked medium-rare. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 What about snickerdoodles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Really? Cause I’ve really been at my wits end. A friend gave me some haggis, and I haven’t been able to get anyone to take it. I give them some, and they just give me more. I don’t know how to get rid of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Just now, Shining Silhouette said: What about snickerdoodles? They are acceptable, but tribute will need to be paid at a 1.5 snickerdoodle per choco rate. Just now, Nameless said: Really? Cause I’ve really been at my wits end. A friend gave me some haggis, and I haven’t been able to get anyone to take it. I give them some, and they just give me more. I don’t know how to get rid of it. ...This does seem like an issue. Nameless, I would like you to head the brand-new, one-of-a-kind Haggis Distribution and Population Control Department 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 So....if I'm not a minion, what can I do here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 Just now, Channelknight Fadran said: ...This does seem like an issue. Nameless, I would like you to head the brand-new, one-of-a-kind Haggis Distribution and Population Control Department Wait, population control? How do you do that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted June 5, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 (edited) Just now, DramaQueen said: So....if I'm not a minion, what can I do here? Take petition, boss around the underlings, give me snuggles... Y'know. The works. Just now, Nameless said: Wait, population control? How do you do that? Maybe I should've taken your qualifications into account first... Edited June 5, 2022 by Channelknight Fadran 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Maybe I should've taken your qualifications into account first... No seriously. I’ve tried burning it, but that didn’t work. How do you destroy it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted June 5, 2022 Report Share Posted June 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said: They are acceptable, but tribute will need to be paid at a 1.5 snickerdoodle per choco rate. *Begins baking cookies* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.