Channelknight Fadran

Ask of Your LORD - F A D R A N

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Welcome, my subjects, to the Grand Halls of Emperor Fadran!

I am here to appease my minions and expand my influence. By the power of egoistic altruistic, the Shard shall FOREVER BE MINE.

Now ask, my people, and ye shall receive.

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Now restructured to fit the Shard forum standards.

 

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First question

Why didn't you just have the mods move it?

Secondly if someone won't pay tribute to you what will you do?

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I didn't ask the mods because to force my beloved minions to perform such a tedious action would be simply unbearable for my kind and loving soul!

Similarly, if someone does not pay tribute, I will cast them into the Downsparks of Egali-Sunra to rot for all eternity.

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And if the person that doesn't pay tribute fights back and defeats you?

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Then clearly I did something wrong, 'cause I have an army. And they don't have a Hulk.

They can have the throne. They are clearly superior.

I'm not saying you should rebel, W&W. I know you feed well upon the popularity this Shard grants, but...

*Leans forwards menacingly. Soldiers quietly surround you.*

...This place is MINE.

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"And how often have you fought against death?" Chuckles Wizard as his eyes flash black.

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Your roleplay persona has no power here. This is FGaRS - a realm of PURE RANDOM!!!!

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Question! How much is the tribute?

Also, do you take alternate forms of payment?

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Tribute is currently one cookie every six days, as petitioned by my very own subjects. If you wish to present an alternate form of payment, I will be willing to negotiate.

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"Very well, do you take killing you politely to be acceptable tribute?"

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Excellent. How much haggis equals one cookie?

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Posted (edited)

E X E C U T I O N E R !

@Tesh

This wizard's annoying me. He's using quotation marks for some reason.

 

No haggis.

Edited by Channelknight Fadran
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A suit of armor appears around Wizard. It's been some time since I've had a fight.

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No really, how much? Cause I have way too much.

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*Sigh*

Listen... you can't honorably duel someone who isn't in a significantly-enough hypothetical situation to roleplay a duel.

As for Nameless, I do not want haggis. If you desire, I can help you set up a haggis shop; but half of all proceeds would have to go directly to the royal treasury.

Not, that is, in haggis form.

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Wait, you can sell haggis for something other than more haggis? Really?

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Yes.

Like cookies.

Namely chocolate chip oatmeal cookies. They are superior. Or regular chocolate chip cookies baked medium-rare.

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What about snickerdoodles?

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Really? Cause I’ve really been at my wits end. A friend gave me some haggis, and I haven’t been able to get anyone to take it. I give them some, and they just give me more. I don’t know how to get rid of it.

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Just now, Shining Silhouette said:

What about snickerdoodles?

They are acceptable, but tribute will need to be paid at a 1.5 snickerdoodle per choco rate.

Just now, Nameless said:

Really? Cause I’ve really been at my wits end. A friend gave me some haggis, and I haven’t been able to get anyone to take it. I give them some, and they just give me more. I don’t know how to get rid of it.

...This does seem like an issue.

Nameless, I would like you to head the brand-new, one-of-a-kind Haggis Distribution and Population Control Department

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So....if I'm not a minion, what can I do here?

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Just now, Channelknight Fadran said:

...This does seem like an issue.

Nameless, I would like you to head the brand-new, one-of-a-kind Haggis Distribution and Population Control Department

Wait, population control? How do you do that?

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Posted (edited)

Just now, DramaQueen said:

So....if I'm not a minion, what can I do here?

Take petition, boss around the underlings, give me snuggles...

Y'know. The works.

Just now, Nameless said:

Wait, population control? How do you do that?

Maybe I should've taken your qualifications into account first...

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1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

Maybe I should've taken your qualifications into account first...

No seriously. I’ve tried burning it, but that didn’t work. How do you destroy it?

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3 minutes ago, Channelknight Fadran said:

They are acceptable, but tribute will need to be paid at a 1.5 snickerdoodle per choco rate.

*Begins baking cookies*

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