NameIess Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 This thread is for everyone who thinks waffles are a way of life. Here, we defy @Boomerang Guy's authority as self-proclaimed god of waffles and leader of Chortlism, and instead devote ourselves to the way of the Waffle. There are no rules required to join Wafflism. The only requirement is that you love waffles, and wish to spread that love around the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 YOU may defy me. But not all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 I love waffles and have repeatedly defied @Boomerang Guy. Waffles are the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 I love waffles, but I thought you were the High inquisitor of Chortlism, or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 They betrayed me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Just now, Boomerang Guy said: YOU may defy me. But not all. we do not deify you, that is the point of this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said: I love waffles, but I thought you were the High inquisitor of Chortlism, or something. I was, but I have since seen the light. Chortlism takes away from the incredibleness of waffles by it's emphasis on *chortling* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Just now, Nameless said: I was, but I have since seen the light. Chortlism takes away from the incredibleness of waffles by it's emphasis on *chortling* Yet I had fixed this dilemma. BIT STILL YOU COMMIT HERESY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Nameless said: I was, but I have since seen the light. Chortlism takes away from the incredibleness of waffles by it's emphasis on *chortling* okay. I shall sic the Shadow creature on @Boomerang Guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy must y’all needlessly torture meeeeee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Boomerang Guy said: Yet I had fixed this dilemma. BIT STILL YOU COMMIT HERESY You claim dominion over waffles, yet I know that no one can rule over waffles. Since you have lied in one thing, your authority as to Chortlism cannot be trusted either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 And how would a MERE MORTAL KNOW OF THE THINGS OF GODS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Can you show proof as to your godhood? No? Then in that case, I'll eat my waffles in peace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 (edited) Well, nonetheless, despite your rebellion on yours truly. I request a high ranking position in Wafflism. For if you do not recall it was MY WAFFLE that “enlightened you to the truth.” And alas I do wish to spread the love of waffles around the world. Nay! THE COSMOS! I request an alliance. Edited June 1, 2022 by Boomerang Guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Just now, Boomerang Guy said: Well, nonetheless, despite your rebellion on yours truly. I request a high ranking position in Wafflism. For if you do not recall it was MY WAFFLE that “enlightened you to the truth.” And alas I do wish to spread the love of waffles around the world. Nay! THE COSMOS! You can have the rank of member, if you wish to spread the love of waffles throughout everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 *hmf* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 (edited) Quick, @Nameless, Hire me in the capacity as The Essence, here is the form: Spoiler This Document certifies that has hired The Essence To deal with legal matters, foolish non-divines, and, on request, semi-Divine distracting Entities Signed: T̸̨̢͔̖̤̥͇̤̤̠̲̩͔̳͙̹̟̓̈͐̄͊̓̊͌̏̑̈́̇̓̒̉̆̈́̆́̔̈̇̈́̏̄͐̄̀̽̚̚͝ͅh̸̢̡͓̝̥̙̜̼̲͈̲͙̩̤̙͓̙̥̝̥͈̞̫̰̜͖͖͈͛̈̂̒͋̅̂̀̈̅ẻ̶̢̧̧̮̲͇͈̩̠̟͉̳̞̣̝̙̯̺̣̖͎̻́̓̉̅͂́͂̈́̂́̕ ̷̡̢̛͍̘̝͍̠͙̘̩̲̲̠͍̙̤̺̔̈̅̀̂̋̏͗̓̀̇͊̍̄͆̾̊͒̕͝ͅĔ̷̢̢̛͈͙̯͍̹͉̟̹̗͕̺̤̘̱̹͎̱̒̎̄́̈́̊͗̋̈͗̈́͒̄̓̀̀͋̉͘͘͝ͅͅͅs̴̤̜̲̺͙̳̭̫̯̫̱͍̖̗̭̟̥̼͈͓̘̭̖͖̙͇̗̬̘̼̥̠̿̎̐̍̍̈́̈́́͆̈́̃̈͋͑̐̋̇̈́̓̍̄̆̓͐̆̐͂̊͑̕̚͝͝͝s̷̡̢̡̧̡̗̘̙̺̙̬̬̜͓̣̻̬͚̥͓͔̯̯͎̣̼̮̭͋ë̶̡̡̨̧̛̮̹̪̻͓̳̬͍͙̲̰̱͚̠̤͙̫̝̬̹͉̲̹̼͕̠̎͊̀͐̽̈́̚͜͠ͅͅͅn̷̡̨̢͉̞͎̤̪̰̣̲͍̞̗̉̋͑̈́̇̉̋̍̔͂̐̓́̕̕͠ç̸̨̨̧̧̡̲̘̣̘̘̠͙̭̳̺̦̻̤̝̥̳̪̗̳̺̘͍͙̍͋͗̉́̿͠͝ȩ̴̧̖̱̥̜̤̣̥̭̪̖͈̙̣͔͚͖̜͓̱̝̭͖͓̹̺͖̬͑̃̔͋͆̋̃̈́̌̔̈́͆͆̈̿̎̑̌̋̂̀͌̔͒̌͝͝ Edited June 1, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 May I be the Gyorn of Wafflism to "protect" the lovers of waffles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Just now, The Wandering Wizard said: May I be the Gyorn of Wafflism to "protect" the lovers of waffles? you are the gyorn of Chortlism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 I wish to join if nothing else to be representing Chortlism and our alliance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Quick, Nameless, Hire me in the capacity as The Essence, here is the form: Reveal hidden contents This Document certifies that has hired The Essence To deal with legal matters, foolish non-divines, and, on request, semi-Divine distracting Entities Signed: T̸̨̢͔̖̤̥͇̤̤̠̲̩͔̳͙̹̟̓̈͐̄͊̓̊͌̏̑̈́̇̓̒̉̆̈́̆́̔̈̇̈́̏̄͐̄̀̽̚̚͝ͅh̸̢̡͓̝̥̙̜̼̲͈̲͙̩̤̙͓̙̥̝̥͈̞̫̰̜͖͖͈͛̈̂̒͋̅̂̀̈̅ẻ̶̢̧̧̮̲͇͈̩̠̟͉̳̞̣̝̙̯̺̣̖͎̻́̓̉̅͂́͂̈́̂́̕ ̷̡̢̛͍̘̝͍̠͙̘̩̲̲̠͍̙̤̺̔̈̅̀̂̋̏͗̓̀̇͊̍̄͆̾̊͒̕͝ͅĔ̷̢̢̛͈͙̯͍̹͉̟̹̗͕̺̤̘̱̹͎̱̒̎̄́̈́̊͗̋̈͗̈́͒̄̓̀̀͋̉͘͘͝ͅͅͅs̴̤̜̲̺͙̳̭̫̯̫̱͍̖̗̭̟̥̼͈͓̘̭̖͖̙͇̗̬̘̼̥̠̿̎̐̍̍̈́̈́́͆̈́̃̈͋͑̐̋̇̈́̓̍̄̆̓͐̆̐͂̊͑̕̚͝͝͝s̷̡̢̡̧̡̗̘̙̺̙̬̬̜͓̣̻̬͚̥͓͔̯̯͎̣̼̮̭͋ë̶̡̡̨̧̛̮̹̪̻͓̳̬͍͙̲̰̱͚̠̤͙̫̝̬̹͉̲̹̼͕̠̎͊̀͐̽̈́̚͜͠ͅͅͅn̷̡̨̢͉̞͎̤̪̰̣̲͍̞̗̉̋͑̈́̇̉̋̍̔͂̐̓́̕̕͠ç̸̨̨̧̧̡̲̘̣̘̘̠͙̭̳̺̦̻̤̝̥̳̪̗̳̺̘͍͙̍͋͗̉́̿͠͝ȩ̴̧̖̱̥̜̤̣̥̭̪̖͈̙̣͔͚͖̜͓̱̝̭͖͓̹̺͖̬͑̃̔͋͆̋̃̈́̌̔̈́͆͆̈̿̎̑̌̋̂̀͌̔͒̌͝͝ Oh good, a lawyer! Perfect. You're hired. 2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: May I be the Gyorn of Wafflism to "protect" the lovers of waffles? You may protect Wafflism, but I feel a rank such as Gyorn may cause too much division among followers. We all love the waffle, and are all equals. 1 minute ago, Boomerang Guy said: I wish to join if nothing else to be representing Chortlism and our alliance. Very well. (Please understand that no such alliance exists) You may join. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 I accept the offer of protecter of Wafflism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Nameless said: Oh good, a lawyer! Perfect. You're hired. you have to sign the contract before my powers as The Essence are activated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: you have to sign the contract before my powers as The Essence are activated. This Document certifies that has hired The Essence To deal with legal matters, foolish non-divines, and, on request, semi-Divine distracting Entities Signed: Nameless T̸̨̢͔̖̤̥͇̤̤̠̲̩͔̳͙̹̟̓̈͐̄͊̓̊͌̏̑̈́̇̓̒̉̆̈́̆́̔̈̇̈́̏̄͐̄̀̽̚̚͝ͅh̸̢̡͓̝̥̙̜̼̲͈̲͙̩̤̙͓̙̥̝̥͈̞̫̰̜͖͖͈͛̈̂̒͋̅̂̀̈̅ẻ̶̢̧̧̮̲͇͈̩̠̟͉̳̞̣̝̙̯̺̣̖͎̻́̓̉̅͂́͂̈́̂́̕ ̷̡̢̛͍̘̝͍̠͙̘̩̲̲̠͍̙̤̺̔̈̅̀̂̋̏͗̓̀̇͊̍̄͆̾̊͒̕͝ͅĔ̷̢̢̛͈͙̯͍̹͉̟̹̗͕̺̤̘̱̹͎̱̒̎̄́̈́̊͗̋̈͗̈́͒̄̓̀̀͋̉͘͘͝ͅͅͅs̴̤̜̲̺͙̳̭̫̯̫̱͍̖̗̭̟̥̼͈͓̘̭̖͖̙͇̗̬̘̼̥̠̿̎̐̍̍̈́̈́́͆̈́̃̈͋͑̐̋̇̈́̓̍̄̆̓͐̆̐͂̊͑̕̚͝͝͝s̷̡̢̡̧̡̗̘̙̺̙̬̬̜͓̣̻̬͚̥͓͔̯̯͎̣̼̮̭͋ë̶̡̡̨̧̛̮̹̪̻͓̳̬͍͙̲̰̱͚̠̤͙̫̝̬̹͉̲̹̼͕̠̎͊̀͐̽̈́̚͜͠ͅͅͅn̷̡̨̢͉̞͎̤̪̰̣̲͍̞̗̉̋͑̈́̇̉̋̍̔͂̐̓́̕̕͠ç̸̨̨̧̧̡̲̘̣̘̘̠͙̭̳̺̦̻̤̝̥̳̪̗̳̺̘͍͙̍͋͗̉́̿͠͝ȩ̴̧̖̱̥̜̤̣̥̭̪̖͈̙̣͔͚͖̜͓̱̝̭͖͓̹̺͖̬͑̃̔͋͆̋̃̈́̌̔̈́͆͆̈̿̎̑̌̋̂̀͌̔͒̌͝͝ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, Nameless said: Please understand that no such alliance exists) Why not! We both want to spread waffles! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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