Boomerang Guy Posted May 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 10 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said: I have a question. As the poem in which the word "chortle" was coined, is The Jabberwocky considered a sacred text in Chortlism? That is confidential to non-Chorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 6 hours ago, Boomerang Guy said: That is confidential to non-Chorts. So you didn't know it? Also, what if your morals are flexible as a gymnast and you sign the document with your non-dominant hand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Most likely you will be excommunicated from Chortlism for breaking the way of the chort at some point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: So you didn't know it? Also, what if your morals are flexible as a gymnast and you sign the document with your non-dominant hand? That’s going the heresy list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 33 minutes ago, Nameless said: That’s going the heresy list. can I see this list? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Ironic funny, not *chorlte* funny This is number one the misspelling of Chortle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: This is number one the misspelling of Chortle hhhhhhhhhhhh. I now refuse to fix that. silly typos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 30 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: can I see this list? It’s on page 3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 13 hours ago, Nameless said: Don't worry. I won't torture you. the torturers aren't here yet it would be against the way of the Chortle. I'll just ask you one question. Do you, before an appointed servant of the Chortle, in full view of the great Boomerang Guy, divine leader of Chortism, solemnly swear that it was an honest mistake? you misspelled chortlism. you forgot the "L". Also, no list on page 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 11 hours ago, Nameless said: HEAR YE HEAR YE By the will of the Chortle, and in the power bestowed upon me by my office as High Inquisitor of the chortle, I hereby declare the creed of heresy: A Chort shall be declared heretic if they: 1. Defy established doctrine 2. Abandon the way of the Chortle 3. Strike any loyal servant of the Chortle 4. Oppose Boomerang Guy in a matter of doctrine If you suspect any Chort to be breaking these laws, please report them to the inquisition, and we will investigate the matter. Here’s the list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 *eats choffle* yeah, nameless, these are good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Misspelling "Chortle" is not on that list. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 Misspelling Chortle is not heresy. It IS shamed upon, and if it occurs in something important than there will be consequences that I will give out. I will be the judge of punishment of when chortle is misspelled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 I, The Facepalm of Szeth-son-son-Vallano, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism. CHORTLE CHORTLE CHORTLE!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 27, 2022 Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 You are accepted into our ranks. Congradulations, a invite to Chortlism HQ will be coming soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted May 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: I, The Facepalm of Szeth-son-son-Vallano, hereby swear to honor and respect the divine art of Chortling, and to chortle with power and dignity! And I acknowledge Boomerang Guy as divine leader of Chortlism. CHORTLE CHORTLE CHORTLE!!! Yes congrats! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 28, 2022 Report Share Posted May 28, 2022 In accordance with recent events, I have updated the heresy list: A Chort shall be declared heretic if they: 1. Defy established doctrine 2. Abandon the way of the Chortle 3. Strike any loyal servant of the Chortle 4. Oppose Boomerang Guy in a matter of doctrine 5. Take the oath to join Chortlism under false pretenses 6. Oppose the spread of Chortlism 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 of course, If one is not a "Chort", one can do any of those things. I shall now have the shadow creature(who hates all forms of expressing amusement) smack you and curse you in his strange, spikey language. I believe it is entirely his own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 Indeed you can. Would you like some waffles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 only if they are normal waffles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 They are filled with the purified essence of Chortlism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 30, 2022 Report Share Posted May 30, 2022 so no, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 (edited) @Frustration!!! @Channelknight Fadran!!! @Experience!!! Come JOIIIIIN Edited June 1, 2022 by Boomerang Guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 No! Join Wafflism instead! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted June 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 NOOOOOO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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