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5 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Wonder why there's a wocket in my pocket in my pocket

What would you do if you found thing 1 in one pocket and thing 2 in your other pocket?

Call a doctor! (Seuss ...)

 

What would you do if you found a watch with a notch in some scotch with a blotch on a locket with a sprocket in your pocket?

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Be very happy and keep that pocket forever.

WWYDIYF a Tesseract IYP?

(Not the Marvel one, not the Wrinkle in Time one, and not the Interstellar one, but the 3 dimensional projection of the 4 dimensional iteration of a cube.)

Edited by The Bookwyrm
Ninja'd. I don't have much use for a sonic screwdriver.
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9 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I would eat it. then wonder how I managed to eat it.

WWYDIYF rithmatist 2 in your pocket?

Read it immediately, obviously. Then copy it illegally and offer it for free to anyone who asks, as discreetly as possible.

WWYDIYF a functional time machine IYP?

(BTW, all my questions assume you know instinctively what it is when you see it, with absolute certainty.)

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18 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I would eat it. then wonder how I managed to eat it.

This is creepy because one time, many years ago, my brother and my sister were messing around. My brother found the omniverse in his pocket and my sister ate it. 

Are you reading my mind?

To answer your question, I would be very careful with it, and try to figure out how it worked.

WWYDIYF a shared dreaming devide IYP?

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Look at it queerily, then move on and place it in my house. Then I'll recall all the weirdly big stuff I found in my pockets, and arrive at the conclusion that my pocket functions like Hermione's beaded handbag and place as many stuff in it as I could.

WWYDIYF infinite space IYP?

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