Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 take that @AonEne I wrote it first, I was getting impatient. Spoiler KEY: ((person singing)) (in song stuff) We don’t talk about Jasnah, nah, nah, nah! We don’t talk about Jasnah… but ((Shallan)) it was my wedding day ((Adolin)) it was our wedding day We were getting ready and we’d just won the battle No voidbringers in sight Jasnah walks in with a mischievous grin- BAD NEWS! Are you telling the story or am i? Sorry schizophrenic go on Jasnah says it looks like war Why did she tell us! In doing so spren flood Urithiru Dalinar get the investiture Married in an unwritten scene What a joyous day… but anyway We don’t talk about Jasnah, nah, nah, nah. We don’t talk about Jasnah! ((Renarin)) Hey! Grew to think about books thanks to Jasnah I could always hear her sort of reading and reading I associate her with the sound of turning pages, turn, turn, turn! It’s a heavy lift with so many books Always left the servants heaving and fumbling Grappling with large textbooks they couldn’t understand Do you understand? ((Wit)) a nice shardblade Investiture along her back When she calls your name The lecture’s on its way. Yeah, she sees your freight And feasts on your books (hey!) We don't talk about Jasnah, nah, nah, nah! (We don't talk about Jasnah nah, nah, nah!) We don't talk about Jasnah (we don't talk about Jasnah!) ((Veden)) she told my my religion was false The next day: DALINAR! (no, no!) ((Amaram)) gavilar told me, jasnah would be my wife But jasnah said no… (no, no!) ((Mink)) she said all my country would be defeated, now look at herdaz! (no, no! Hey!) Your boredom is sealed when she starts lecturing! ((Kabsal)) she told me to stormin leave that ward named Shallan alone She told me that that jam was super gross, like the gossip that thrives on misfortune. ((Shallan)) Stormit, Odium’s on his way. ((Renarin)) My spren told me that Sja-anat wasn’t Odium’s spren anymore Come to their senses. It’s like an unwritten arc. ((Kabsal to Jasnah)) hey heretic, I want not a sound out of you. ((Renarin)) It’s like an unwritten arc. ((Kaladin)) um, Jasnah. Yeah about that Jasnah… We really need a queen from Jasnah. Please don’t be a bad queen Jasnah. ((Jasnah)) hey guys you do know I'm right here? ((all)) time for chouta! (chorus things) She’s here! Don’t talk about Jasnah, nah! (why did i talk about jasnah?) Not another textbook from Jasnah! I never should have borrowed that textbook! it needs a little editing, but it's awesome. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn Posted May 13, 2022 Report Share Posted May 13, 2022 THESE WORDS ARE ACCEPTED 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 I like it! Impressive and very good 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted May 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 yeah, far easier than I thought somehow. I tried writing "the family Smedry" but it failed miserably. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lego Mistborn Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 You should try taking a newsies so g and applying it to the skaa rebellion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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