Pineapple on pizza: yes or no?

[The Wandering Wizard Rambleman]

Just now, Eluvianii said:

I just think pizza has potential for a lot of variety and it's cool to explore it instead of settling for a competition of who is the most skilled at placing pepperoni slices. 

Never have truer words been said.

[Cruciatus_heart Dawnsinger]

300 replies 

300 replies 

well 301 now

[EmulatonStromenkiin Vanisher]

NO PINEAPPLE!

also, pineapple is a weird word.

[NerdyAarakocra King's Wit]

I must state that I like pineapple on pizza. A lot. Here's the secret: if you cut the pineapple into small pieces and then put the pineapple into the oven at a low temperature, most of the liquid evaporates and you get concentrated flavor in your pineapple. Then you can put it on pizza, and it is amazing.

[MarceletsGo Silent Gatherer]

How dare you  I summon the wrath of Ruin. * Ruin please please please please please please please please please*

On 5/25/2022 at 7:23 AM, NerdyAarakocra said:

I must state that I like pineapple on pizza. A lot. Here's the secret: if you cut the pineapple into small pieces and then put the pineapple into the oven at a low temperature, most of the liquid evaporates and you get concentrated flavor in your pineapple. Then you can put it on pizza, and it is amazing.

 

Edited May 26, 2022 by Spook's biggest fan

[NerdyAarakocra King's Wit]

5 hours ago, Spook's biggest fan said:

How dare you  I summon the wrath of Ruin. * Ruin please please please please please please please please please*

 

We're sorry, this user has already finished The Hero of Ages.

[Lego Mistborn Silent Gatherer]

Pineapple has a solid 63% approval rate, that's better than any politician I know of. I support pineapple running for president in 2024.

[NerdyAarakocra King's Wit]

16 minutes ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Pineapple has a solid 63% approval rate, that's better than any politician I know of. I support pineapple running for president in 2024.

It would make more sense than U.S. politics do now...

[NerdyAarakocra King's Wit]

24 minutes ago, Spook's biggest fan said:

Auklet you  I summon the wrath of Sazed *is that how you spell his name?* upon you

Hey, some people here might not want spoilers! And how do you know that Sazed is against pineapple on pizza?

Spoiler

By the way, it's less spoiler-y to refer to them as The Hero of Ages or Harmony, because that does not give anything away.

 

[MarceletsGo Silent Gatherer]

Oh I didn't think about that I am sooooo sorry (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

[Duxredux Ferring]

I have cast my lot.

I think this sums up both parties. On the scale of zero to pineapple, where do you lie?  

Edited May 27, 2022 by Duxredux

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood Knight Radiant]

2 minutes ago, Duxredux said:

I think this sums up both parties. On the scale of zero to pineapple, where do you lie?  

um, this is is true.

[Boomerang Guy Dakhor Monk]

Yea go pineapple 

[Gak Prelan]

i just got here, and i am happy now

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood Knight Radiant]

boo pineapple.

[EmulatonStromenkiin Vanisher]

the alcatraz thread is almost completely inactive

[Boomerang Guy Dakhor Monk]

On 5/27/2022 at 9:38 AM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

boo pineapple.

How DARE you

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood Knight Radiant]

20 hours ago, Boomerang Guy said:

How DARE you

how dare YOU!

[Lego Mistborn Silent Gatherer]

4 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

how dare YOU!

How darest thou! 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood Knight Radiant]

Just now, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

How darest thou! 

how darest THEE!

[Lego Mistborn Silent Gatherer]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

how darest THEE!

Your grammar is bad.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood Knight Radiant]

1 minute ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Your grammar is bad.

thee is a word ;-;

[Lego Mistborn Silent Gatherer]

Yes but thou hath used it wrong. Thee is only used as an object, thou is only used as the subject.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood Knight Radiant]

*shrugs*

[Orlion Blight Voidbringer]

17 hours ago, Ta'veren Kaladin said:

Yes but thou hath used it wrong. Thee is only used as an object, thou is only used as the subject.

Sounds like a style guide to me, like all grammar! Grammar is a lie! 

The only truth in this world is that pineapple goes on pizza. With anchovies.