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Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted

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"I balefired the constitution last week, remember?"

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She tapped her speed and breathed in stormlight. She rushed outside, dropped the bag, took the stuff out of it that she cared about, and ran back into the room. She stopped tapping speed, and glared at Thaidakar.

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Thaidakar shrugged, "Jerry was a sandal at heart"

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"I don't think my grenades ate any horses." She said grumpily.

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"Testing, testing, one, two, one, two." Booms Wizard's voice. "Test successful." Beeps a automated voice. "The sound system is back online. Also @Random Bystander there are stranger things than grenades eating horses." The soundsystem starts playing the hollow knight sound track.

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She sighs, but based on what she's seen within the short period of time she'd been there, he was probably right.

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The door opens. A girl enters by tripping over the carpet, dropping a dozen or so books onto the floor. "Sorry!" she exclaims. "I lost the lady that was showing me around. Could you tell me where to find the front desk? I'm here for a diagnosis... Is this door locked? Um... help?"

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1 hour ago, Luckspren said:

The door opens. A girl enters by tripping over the carpet, dropping a dozen or so books onto the floor. "Sorry!" she exclaims. "I lost the lady that was showing me around. Could you tell me where to find the front desk? I'm here for a diagnosis... Is this door locked? Um... help?"

"Hi, and I think you can just walk in here and do pretty much whatever you want, and you'll be fine." Random replies as she gets up to help her pick up her books. "I didn't look for a front desk. Be warned that your valuables may be shot or blown up." She glares at Thaidakar as she picks up books.

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Silhouette walks by. "Yeah, this place is a lot of fun! Just watch out for anyone who challenges you to a foosball game! Those can get out of hand. I think we've had," he counts on his fingers, "three different foosball games and seven of them have ended up in this place exploding." He glances at Random. "Hey! How's it going? I believe we still have to complete our foosball game."

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Nameless picked up the foosball table and carried it off to his new rec room.

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"Well, there's not much I can do about that." Commented Wizard. "I can try something, but first I'll put the medics on standby."

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Nameless finished setting up his keycard reader on the door, then began selling keycards.

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"Time to test out the new teleportation system." Gleefully cackles Wizard. The air starts glowing and after a blinding flash a foosball table appears... in the middle of the wall.

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11 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Silhouette walks by. "Yeah, this place is a lot of fun! Just watch out for anyone who challenges you to a foosball game! Those can get out of hand. I think we've had," he counts on his fingers, "three different foosball games and seven of them have ended up in this place exploding." He glances at Random. "Hey! How's it going? I believe we still have to complete our foosball game."

Random opened her mouth to reply, and then the foosball table got stolen. So she just watched the madness happen. "Well. I, uh, don't think we can play anymore." She said, staring at the wall with the foosball table sticking out of it.

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"So... where's the nearest exit? Is there one?"

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"I'm afraid there is no exit." Replied the automated system. Wizard appears, "sorry about that. The A.I. system is in the early stages of development. I'll, uh, remove the foosball table from the wall." The table removes itself from the wall and melds into the floor. 

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"That's... Not much better." Random says while staring at the foosball table.

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"What do you mean? No one can steal it if the legs of the foosball table are fused to the ground. As well as the table not being moved during play, due to unforseen circumstances."

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8 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

"What do you mean? No one can steal it if the legs of the foosball table are fused to the ground. As well as the table not being moved during play, due to unforseen circumstances."

"But now we have to bend over to play..." Random said. "But it's fine. This works."

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I think I have a bit of a severe case of Brandofandonitis...

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Wizard appears and starts rapidly speaking. "Welcome @SymphonianBookworm! I'm glad that you found your way here. I'm just stepping in for a friend who is gone for now. Here is your room key and the block letter and number is inscribed into the key. Your room will be fully equiped for everything a sanderfan could wish for. This includes: the latest fabrial machines including a fully working hologram computer and access to the fabrinet. Our library also includes all books that were ever written or are going to be written. Just watch out for other patients as some have very sever cases of Brandofandonitis and join in daily community building or destroying  exercises. Including foosball games that turn intense very fast or going insane from channeling saidin. You can choose your own investiture here in ICBAAOM! So have fun and try not to die too often."

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Lena Raine became a playable character in

ICMBAAOM.

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Wizard started putting up a banner that read: "Happy Birthday Doctor Calano."

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Wizard pops in. "Yes it is and it is a rare disease that those that are infected love to spread brandofandonitis. Welcome to the clinic @WindjoggerTriggerhappy! We're glad to have you here. You're letter block and number is inscribed on your key and all your possessions have been moved into your room."

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