Posted June 15 "it really isn't me!" said Shadow crossly. he walked away. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 15 Nameless shrugged and portalled away to his room to read. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 16 "You will never take me alive" said joe, who had been found hiding in a hole underneath the library of congress. The hole had been filled with brandon books and he had drawn starnge sybols on the floor that he talked to and called cryptics. Several librarians reported having had pennies thrown at them by a guy wearing a tassled cloak who shouted something about the free kingdoms and hushland. He had been caught when he attempted to jump of a balcony, coviniced that the thing in the air that nobody could see would allow him to fly 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17 it was at that moment an army of decapitated lamas attacked Joe. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17 "OUT," thundered Wizard and the lamas obeyed. "Welcome to the insanity clinic Joe. As you can see this is about normal and we have a library that includes all books that will ever be written. I am here to welcome you as the head of the insanity clinic is gone for now. Your room will be ready shortly and will have full access to the fabrinet and a hologram computer. @HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17 (edited) Wait, you have access to all future cosmere books" Joe said practically panting @The Wandering Wizard Edited June 17 by HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17 "Including Hoid's life story, but that was destroyed by Nameless." Wizard lowers his voice. "There is a legend of a second secret copy hidden in this library. Carry a bowl of instant noodles into the library on the first of octember and all will be revealed." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17 (edited) Joe ran down the halway at top speed. He might not be able to access the life story but man, every cosmere book!! They even had rithmatist 2. Joe had thought that that would never happen Edited June 17 by HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17 Wizard pulled out his secret copy and started reading hoid's backstory for the 500th time. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 17 Random Fellow Followed Joe and attacked him. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21 Wizard appeared and stopped the chaos. "Now what did the manual say about two people fighting?" Thinks Wizard. "Random Fellow you should know better, we have a policy of leaving new members alone for a week that was instituted just recently." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21 Dr. Calano appeared. "Stop spreading misinformation, Wizard. It's for two weeks, and it was implemented a while ago." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21 "It is not at all present in the beginning though, so when did it exactly become implemented?" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21 "As per company policy, no one was told when. Only I know, and no one can know." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21 "Alright then. I'll just leave this book here and leave." Wizard leaves Hoid's books on the table and runs from the storm. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 21 Nameless juggled fireballs for a crowd of appreciative children. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22 Quote Oooh! Could I join this? It looks fun! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22 Hoidius McDonaldius ate a sandwich while starting a world war 11 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: Spoiler sure! it's completely randomness... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22 "Hoidius?! Not again!!" Silhouette shouted. "You're not allowed to eat sandwiches in the library. Please take your sandwich and world war out of this room" he sighed. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22 1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Hoidius McDonaldius ate a sandwich while starting a world war Hide contents sure! it's completely randomness... Quote So are many of the RPs I've been involved in on here. I love the randomness! It's almost become something that draws me in at this point. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22 1 minute ago, Shining Silhouette said: "Hoidius?! Not again!!" Silhouette shouted. "You're not allowed to eat sandwiches in the library. Please take your sandwich and world war out of this room" he sighed. Hoidius grumbled as he threw the last tomato sandwich at a pigeon. Just now, Random Bystander said: Quote then you'll fit right in! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22 (edited) Silhouette looked stricken. "That's my speical carrier pigeon! Hoidus, that's enough!" Quote Lol autocorrect wants to make "Hoidus" "Hideous" Quote Also @Random Bystander, feel free to just pop in Edited June 22 by Shining Silhouette 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22 Hoidus shrugged then started making pheasant pie. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22 "Hoidus," Silhouette grumbled. "Can you please stop making desserts out of my animals?" He walked over. "Hey, why don't we go explore the basement level of this place? I heard a rumor that that floor is filled with psychotic figments of Sanderson's imagination. I don't think that it's been properly traversed yet." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 22 Quote I'm going to just cause some chaos... Random stormed into the building, wearing war paint and a bandana with a Cosmere symbol pattern on it. She cackled as she hefted her Ettmetal grenades. "MY FRIENDS! TODAY IS THE DAY IN WHICH I WILL LIBERATE YOU FROM THIS PLACE!" She yelled. "JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION!" 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites