CalanoCorvus

Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted

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"it really isn't me!" said Shadow crossly. he walked away.

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Nameless shrugged and portalled away to his room to read.

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"You will never take me alive" said joe, who had been found hiding in a hole underneath the library of congress. The hole had been filled with brandon books and he had drawn starnge sybols on the floor that he talked to and called cryptics. Several librarians reported having had pennies thrown at them by a guy wearing a tassled cloak who shouted something about the free kingdoms and hushland. He had been caught when he attempted to jump of a balcony, coviniced that the thing in the air that nobody could see would allow him to fly

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it was at that moment an army of decapitated lamas attacked Joe.

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"OUT," thundered Wizard and the lamas obeyed. "Welcome to the insanity clinic Joe. As you can see this is about normal and we have a library that includes all books that will ever be written. I am here to welcome you as the head of the insanity clinic is gone for now. Your room will be ready shortly and will have full access to the fabrinet and a hologram computer.

@HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES

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"Including Hoid's life story, but that was destroyed by Nameless." Wizard lowers his voice. "There is a legend of a second secret copy hidden in this library. Carry a bowl of instant noodles into the library on the first of octember and all will be revealed."

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Joe ran down the halway at top speed. He might not be able to access the life story but man, every cosmere book!!

 

They even had rithmatist 2. Joe had thought that that would never happen

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Wizard pulled out his secret copy and started reading hoid's backstory for the 500th time.

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Random Fellow Followed Joe and attacked him.

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Wizard appeared and stopped the chaos. "Now what did the manual say about two people fighting?" Thinks Wizard. "Random Fellow you should know better, we have a policy of leaving new members alone for a week that was instituted just recently."

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Dr. Calano appeared.

"Stop spreading misinformation, Wizard. It's for two weeks, and it was implemented a while ago."

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"It is not at all present in the beginning though, so when did it exactly become implemented?"

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"As per company policy, no one was told when. Only I know, and no one can know."

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"Alright then. I'll just leave this book here and leave." Wizard leaves Hoid's books on the table and runs from the storm.

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Nameless juggled fireballs for a crowd of appreciative children.

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Oooh! Could I join this? It looks fun!

 

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Hoidius McDonaldius ate a sandwich while starting a world war

11 minutes ago, Random Bystander said:

 

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sure! it's completely randomness...

 

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"Hoidius?! Not again!!" Silhouette shouted.

"You're not allowed to eat sandwiches in the library. Please take your sandwich and world war out of this room" he sighed.

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1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Hoidius McDonaldius ate a sandwich while starting a world war

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sure! it's completely randomness...

 

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So are many of the RPs I've been involved in on here. I love the randomness! It's almost become something that draws me in at this point.

 

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1 minute ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"Hoidius?! Not again!!" Silhouette shouted.

"You're not allowed to eat sandwiches in the library. Please take your sandwich and world war out of this room" he sighed.

Hoidius grumbled as he threw the last tomato sandwich at a pigeon.

Just now, Random Bystander said:

 

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then you'll fit right in!

 

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Silhouette looked stricken. "That's my speical carrier pigeon! Hoidus, that's enough!"

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Lol autocorrect wants to make "Hoidus" "Hideous"

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Also @Random Bystander, feel free to just pop in

 

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Hoidus shrugged then started making pheasant pie.

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"Hoidus," Silhouette grumbled. "Can you please stop making desserts out of my animals?"

He walked over. "Hey, why don't we go explore the basement level of this place? I heard a rumor that that floor is filled with psychotic figments of Sanderson's imagination. I don't think that it's been properly traversed yet." 

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I'm going to just cause some chaos... 

Random stormed into the building, wearing war paint and a bandana with a Cosmere symbol pattern on it. She cackled as she hefted her Ettmetal grenades. "MY FRIENDS! TODAY IS THE DAY IN WHICH I WILL LIBERATE YOU FROM THIS PLACE!" She yelled. "JOURNEY BEFORE DESTINATION!"

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