Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Frustration, no, "Too late." *Writes out complex equations* "You can't isolate me from investiture, Everything is investiture! And I just calculated the conversion ratio!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 (edited) Thaidakar, no, don't do that. Wha- Morningtide, get back here! *runs after morningtide* Frustration, listen. That ratio does not work here. We're in a very very special realm, and you're not able to do anything unless I authorize it! Very sorry. Edited April 11, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Frustration, listen. That ratio does not work here. We're in a very very special realm, and you're not able to do anything unless I authorize it! Very sorry. "So be it!" *Insane laughter* "I can now calculate the exact amount of Stormlight in breaths needed to soulcast a Fullbron into stone!" *Continues writing* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 I love that you're doing all this complicated conversion ratio for Investiture, but it won't do you any good here. If you'd like to use it outside of this facility, you will have to finish your treatment. Based on previous experience, your dosage has been increased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bald Brandon Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 *Uses spiritual realm to reach Frustration with spheres, Breaths, metals, and a mechanical Aon machine* *gives them to Frustration* *Uses spiritual realm to teleport away* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 The books!!!! Now which one to read first. Warbreaker? Mistborn? Rhythm of War? or Elantris.... Would anyone like to join me? I have cookies. The are probably not spiked. I trust that weird white haired guy in the corner! Why wouldn't I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 (edited) *Casually and quickly confiscates everything Unkown Novel gave to Frustration for study* *sigh* Morningtide, no! *takes cookies* No cookies from suspicious people! Edited April 11, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 37 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Tell you what, @Tani, I'll restore your bond with Cendi, but you cannot, under any circumstances, summon her. If you break this rule I will dissolve your bond again, and not let you rebond her until you are released from our care. "Done." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Great! *restores Tani's bond with Cendi* There you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Just now, The Unknown Novel said: *Uses spiritual realm to reach Frustration with spheres, Breaths, metals, and a mechanical Aon machine* *gives them to Frustration* *Uses spiritual realm to teleport away* "YES!" *Inhales Stormlight* Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said: *Casually and quickly confiscates everything Unkown Novel gave to Frustration for study* *Quickly uses stormlight to power Aon Dor* *Draws Aon Tia to meet up with Morningtide* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Frustration, if you continue to be a stick in the wheel of this facility, I can and will eliminate you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Ah! Frustration! Welcome to my book hideout. I had cookies. But then they got taken. I still have one... Oh look! It has a spike in it; I wonder what kind of metal it is? .......Why are you glowing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 I'm warning you, Frustration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bald Brandon Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: I'm warning you, Frustration. Hey, Doom, it's been a while buddy. Yeah, it's me, the guy that gave you the funds to start this place. So, I've got something that will make you job much easier. It's called Quadrovella, it's a new treatment. Have a look at it's description from the manufacturer. *Hands you a paper* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, Morningtide said: Ah! Frustration! Welcome to my book hideout. I had cookies. But then they got taken. I still have one... Oh look! It has a spike in it; I wonder what kind of metal it is? .......Why are you glowing? *Converts light into breath* "I got some help, what books do you have?" 3 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: I'm warning you, Frustration. "I think that my symptoms are too sever for you're clinic to treat. Maybe you should let me go calculate how to break into Brandon's house and download his internal wiki?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 (edited) *Quickly skims the paper* This is fantastic! Mind if I get a sample so I can shove some down Frustration's throat? He's a real big thorn in my side. *turns to Frustration* No. You aren't doing that. Edited April 11, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 4 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: *Quickly skims the paper* This is fantastic! Mind if I get a sample so I can shove some down Frustration's throat? He's a real big thorn in my side. I'm already on Quadrovella." 9 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: *turns to Frustration* No. You aren't doing that. "What if I let you read the Skyward section?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 "What exactly are the symptoms of Brandofandonitis?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 (edited) Tempting, but I swore an oath. And obviously you're not on enough Qudrovella, we're upping your dosage again. @Tani We posted a video Edited April 11, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Tempting, but I swore an oath. And obviously you're not on enough Qudrovella, we're upping your dosage again. "I'm not sure how I'm supposed to be on more. I've already listened to all the sample chapters, watched the spoiler streams, and participate in all the discussion boards." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Then all I can ask is that you calm down on you're studies. We can allow you to do them, without investiture, and under heavy supervision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Just now, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Then all I can ask is that you calm down on you're studies. We can allow you to do them, without investiture, and under heavy supervision. "No thank you. I'm afraid that having Investiture is increadibly useful in day to day function." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 We will make an exception, then. You may have Investiture, but only during your studies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 "What exactly are you trying to cure here?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Your Brandofandonitis. We understand that you enjoy these books and characters, but you must enjoy them in a calmer manner. (See the video above) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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