Medium Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 (edited) Welcome to the ICMBAAOM!! (Pronounced i-cuhm-bah-ohm) This is the place to recieve diagnoses for Brandofandonitis and other BrandoSando related maladies. Are you staying up well past your bedtime, engrossed in the latest addition to your favorite trilogy by Brandon Sanderson? When a character makes a mistake, do you cry yourself to sleep? When the main character is traumatized, do you sob and cry and wish you were dead? Do you think you might be implanted with a Hemalurgic Spike, administered via suspicious cookies? Come to the ICMBA, the Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted, And Other Maladies. Here, you will never be allowed to see the sun, your family, or your 2000 square foot library, complete with Brandon Sanderson shrine. You will be administered a [REDACTED] day plan until your Brandofandonitis (or Other Malady) is cured! While you stay with us, Investiture, Connection, Intent, and other aspects of the Cosmere are heavily regulated and in most cases, prohibited. Cytonic abilites are grudgingly allowed, but hyperjumping and mindblades are prohibited. Please see our complete list of rules at [REDACTED].org/rules. Thank you for choosing us, and we hope you enjoy your stay! Edited April 8, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted April 7, 2022 Report Share Posted April 7, 2022 (edited) Hello! I am pretty sure I have some mild Brandofandonitis and some severe attachment to fictional characters. Is there any treatment for those? Also, once I get treatment, may I please be a nurse here? i do have some light experience treating people with Sanderson related maladies. Edited April 8, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 8, 2022 Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 lol. I will take the treatment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 8, 2022 Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 Same here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 (edited) Hello new patients of the ICMBA! The treatment requires you to stay at our facility, take your pills after every meal, do not accept/hand out cookies, and no Investiture (including Hemalurgic Spikes) intakes. You will be allowed to converse among yourselves as well as some commslugs, for those of you with Cytonic abilities. You will stay here until your crushes on fictional characters degrade, or until you can react in a calm manner to Brandon Sanderson releasing a new book or sneak peek. Thank you for choosing ICMBA as your treatment plan for Brandofandonitis! (Or Other Malady) Edited April 8, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted April 8, 2022 Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 34 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: You will stay here until your crushes on fictional characters degrade Uhhhhhhhhh i might be here for a while 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2022 That's perfectly fine! We have free FC (Fictional Crush) therapy, Cosmere/Cytoverse Bingo Night every Thursday, and many other forms of entertianment to keep you occupied! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 9, 2022 Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 8 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: until you can react in a calm manner to Brandon Sanderson releasing a new book or sneak peek. What if I just hide my reaction really well but am actually about to explode? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 11 hours ago, Tani said: What if I just hide my reaction really well but am actually about to explode? We have Seekers on hand to detect an increase in heart rate, indicating your hyper reaction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 9, 2022 Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 33 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: We have Seekers on hand to detect an increase in heart rate, indicating your hyper reaction. What if I just leave and accept the fact that I am diseased with Brandofandonitis? What if I have extreme Brandofandonitis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 We cannot allow you to leave until you are cured. You may be a burden on society. Don't worry, the treatment is cheap and your insurance will cover it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 9, 2022 Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 *leaves* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 No We cannot allow you to leave until you are cured. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 9, 2022 Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 *eats pancake while humming lift's theme song* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 9, 2022 Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 *calls 911* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 9, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2022 *911 informs Tani that the ICMBAAOM is within the full extent of the law to hold them there, and there's nothing they can do* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashek's PR Manager Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 On 2022/4/9 at 3:43 AM, Doomslug The Destroyer said: You will stay here until your crushes on fictional characters degrade Ok I'll be staying here for a while then *lies down, starts reading* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, Rashek's PR Manager said: Ok I'll be staying here for a while then *lies down, starts reading* lol same. I may or may not have been talking aloud to a book last night. Geeking out about the main character 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Welcome to the facility, patients! Stay as long as you like! Morningtide, your dosage has been increased to get rid of that pesky geekout symptom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *Dives out window* Endless cosmere theories here I come!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 2 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Welcome to the facility, patients! Stay as long as you like! Morningtide, your dosage has been increased to get rid of that pesky geekout symptom. No! I need my obsession! It is my LIFE! *considers following Frustration out the window* *decides against it* *leaves in hope that the ICMBAAOM has at least one book* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Frustration, good luck excaping our facility. You have just broken your arm by jumping out the 2nd story window head first into the courtyard. Our facility is encased in electrified barbed wire, with 24/7 security, complete with trained, bloodthirsty Whitespines! Morningtide, thank you for choosing to continue your stay. As you can see, the dosage is working. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 36 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: Frustration, good luck excaping our facility. You have just broken your arm by jumping out the 2nd story window head first into the courtyard. Our facility is encased in electrified barbed wire, with 24/7 security, complete with trained, bloodthirsty Whitespines! *Stores pain in tinmind and burns pewter* *begins climbing fence* "Given our current understanding of Realmatic Theory and the following Words of Brandon I have discovered the Fourth Law of Investodynamics!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Just now, Frustration said: *Stores pain in tinmind and burns pewter* *begins climbing fence* "Given our current understanding of Realmatic Theory and the following Words of Brandon I have discovered the Fourth Law of Investodynamics!" *blinks* Frusty, you need to go have some chouta and calm down., 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 We're very sorry, but you just broke rule #3. No unauthorized use of Investiture. We have dispatched Leechers to get you off the fence and into solitary confinement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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