Primeival Chaos Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 D&D CLASS STEREOTYPES LIST THEM ALL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 Rogue: Dead parents Fighter: Boring Barbarian: Mad. Or drunk. Or mad and drunk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 Druids just turn into animals Barbarians are in a constant state of rage See earlier comments for Bard You NEEEEED at least one Rouge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 (edited) Monks: Idk i have one monk character, no one else i know has a monk, so ima just list attributes of my monk Evalyn. Gay, chaotic af but still good, and head over heels for another member of the party. Wizard: *pew pew magic missile/chromatic orb* Cleric: sassy, yet useful (these are from my own experiences) Edited April 21, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 Cleric: Hates constantly having to heal the stupid party 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 Warlock: sleepy boi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningtide Posted April 21, 2022 Report Share Posted April 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Primeval Chaos said: Cleric: Hates constantly having to heal the stupid party BTW, try not to double post, some sharders really hate it. There's an edit button to edit your previous post Warlocks: fireball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 Tonight I was a victim of the "Never taunt the master" trope. He introduced a new enemy which turned out to be reasonably weak and bad at hitting us. So I was like "Ok, they're easy, we probably don't have to worry about them". A little later he pulls 20+ of those from all directions armed and ready (literally), the tank is completely surrounded and loses over half his health, and then the session ended. The future seems bright. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primeival Chaos Posted April 24, 2022 Report Share Posted April 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Eluvianii said: Tonight I was a victim of the "Never taunt the master" trope. He introduced a new enemy which turned out to be reasonably weak and bad at hitting us. So I was like "Ok, they're easy, we probably don't have to worry about them". A little later he pulls 20+ of those from all directions armed and ready (literally), the tank is completely surrounded and loses over half his health, and then the session ended. The future seems bright. LOL never mess with the DM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 The DM is usually a god. It's even more chaotic if you've fallen in love with the DM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 Here's another thing like that: Never give the GM ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 GM? do you mean DM? but also yes giving them ideas is the way to death lmao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 46 minutes ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said: GM? do you mean DM? They're the same thing but for different games. (I'm a GURPSling more than a D&Dling) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted April 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 I just looked it up. How interesting! GURPS seems like it'd be fun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 I think it is. And having grown up with GURPS, with it's one-second fighting turns, I thought I had an overly fast speed at first, then was told that D&D has six-second fighting turns and realized my speed was about normal for GURPS. It was an experience, and quite interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 Having just lost a familiar, I can say I would have much preferred to lose my character. This game is cruel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted August 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 dude if my character ever loses her familiar I will rain hellfire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted August 17, 2022 Report Share Posted August 17, 2022 My warlock’s familiar just 1. Steals stuff, and 2. Spies on people, 3. Flies around annoyingly, or 4. Gathers weapons. In case you haven’t guessed, they’re an imp. For me the stereotypical warlock is someone who insults. A lot. Actually all my characters do... I made a Druid who insulted people so much my DM allowed me to get Vicious Mockery as a cantrip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sibling Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 My familiar's only skill is blinding/distracting people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 I get to learn how to play DnD after school today! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 On 19/8/2022 at 7:01 AM, The Wandering Wizard said: I get to learn how to play DnD after school today! Good luck! Hope it went well. Remember, if they tell you the session will be 3 hours long, you should spare another 3 just in case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 On 8/20/2022 at 2:29 PM, Eluvianii said: Good luck! Hope it went well. Remember, if they tell you the session will be 3 hours long, you should spare another 3 just in case. It did. I learned the basics of D&D and made a basic character. I really enjoyed it and I can't wait to do more when I can. Probably when I can convince a group of friends to let me DM an adventure for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted August 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 wizard i've been playing dnd for almost a year and a half. (i think) do not, do NOT attempt to DM. I have not yet attempted. It is hard and it scares me. You're barely knowledgeable. Trust me, just enjoy the game bruh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 2 hours ago, CalanoCorvus said: I have not yet attempted. It is hard and it scares me. You're barely knowledgeable. Trust me, just enjoy the game bruh. I would be the most knowledgeable about D&D in the group and I enjoy telling stories and it doesn't scare me, it excites me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medium Posted August 23, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 Ok you do you, I was simply warning you. I've been working on a SA campaign for a few months and when it's done I plan on DMing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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