AonEne Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 I've been working on this one for a while! Not much else to say about it I suppose, so in we go! I hope you enjoy it. Welcome to the cosmere: have a look around Anything your perception shapes can and will be found We've got hundreds of worlds, some better, some worse I'd love to show it all off and I'm just gonna burst Welcome to the cosmere, there's no need for fright Would you like to hold a magic bird or else receive this spike? There's no use in panic - this won't lead to death, haha Just say yes, with Intent, and we'll do the rest Welcome to the cosmere, where d'you think you are? Of course there are no phones, no TV, certainly no cars Be Mistborn, be Radiant, be master of sand We've got a million ways to mess up your plans Welcome to the cosmere, put your cares aside Here's a tip for burning metals, here's a young skaa girl who died We got ashmounts, murder ghosts, and deadly highstorms And a bunch of secret societies Braize-bent on screwing it up for each other Welcome to the cosmere, hold on to your Light But don't let that light be fire or you'll die at night The shades are getting red-eyed, they're attracting more I think it's time for you to get off-world See your men be murdered, try to protest, now it's you who is stuck down in the slave carts, there is nothing you can do Start a rumor, see your doom and try to take it with some humor Or jump in a pit and duel four; death might loom, but it can't take your - Here's Odium making an offer You should kill your wife Here's a brand-new wonderful spren urging you to take a life Which Knight Radiant are you? Take this quirky quiz The Purelake has a virus, so please vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood all of the time Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood all of the time You know, it wasn't always like this... Rather a while ago - oh, it was sublime Right before the Shattering (when is lost to time) This was tamu keks, fainlife, a Dawnshard or two We wove our light, and every night, waited... And it's true, true, I'm sorry it's true The Shards are imperfect; some are Splintered too And they did all the things they swore they wouldn't do Now look at you, oh look at you: you, you You're bondable, spikable, you're magic now, people you wow, they haven't got a clue And if Trell is Autonomy we're prob'ly screwed It might be nothing...but Harmony's bluffing Ahahahahahahahahaha Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood all of the time Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood and Investiture and godhood and Investiture and godhood and all of the time 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 HAHA that is amazing Ene. I love it, if anyone on the shard is a good musician they should do a cover of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmere_play Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 Ah this is awesome!! I love it! You did a great job with the meter, and it's fun to see the elements from the original song that you transformed into Cosmere meanings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewsTherinTelescope Posted January 29, 2022 Report Share Posted January 29, 2022 Lmaoooo that's awesome! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted January 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 On 1/29/2022 at 2:15 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: HAHA that is amazing Ene. I love it, if anyone on the shard is a good musician they should do a cover of this. Thanks! I do want to maybe record myself singing it sometime, but that's nervous-making, because fast-paced songs are hard to keep up with and still sound good doing it. On 1/29/2022 at 2:23 PM, cosmere_play said: Ah this is awesome!! I love it! You did a great job with the meter, and it's fun to see the elements from the original song that you transformed into Cosmere meanings. Thank you! Meter is always difficult to get just right, but it's absolutely worth the effort to do that in parodies, imo. Glad you liked things! On 1/29/2022 at 4:36 PM, LewsTherinTelescope said: Lmaoooo that's awesome! Thanks man! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LewsTherinTelescope Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: Thanks! I do want to maybe record myself singing it sometime, but that's nervous-making, because fast-paced songs are hard to keep up with and still sound good doing it. yessss dewit darn lack of emoji support 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted February 13, 2022 Report Share Posted February 13, 2022 this is amazing lol i would probable change this part to "I think it is time for you to get off-world" since it might fit a bit better with the timings but apart from that you have reached perfection On 29/01/2022 at 8:47 PM, AonEne said: Welcome to the cosmere, hold on to your Light But don't let that light be fire or you'll die at night The shades are getting red-eyed, they're attracting more I think it's time for you to get off-world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted February 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 On 2/13/2022 at 0:00 PM, Some Random Spren said: i would probable change this part to "I think it is time for you to get off-world" since it might fit a bit better with the timings but apart from that you have reached perfection Hmm, singing it, I think I'd disagree; you'd still need to elongate the 'get' to match "don't act surprised, you know you like it you []" because the...I don't know the proper music language, but the emphasis seems to be on the latter half of the line, and throwing 'it is' in there just trips me up and doesn't flow naturally. I appreciate the suggestion, though! And the compliments! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted February 14, 2022 Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 15 minutes ago, AonEne said: Hmm, singing it, I think I'd disagree; you'd still need to elongate the 'get' to match "don't act surprised, you know you like it you []" because the...I don't know the proper music language, but the emphasis seems to be on the latter half of the line, and throwing 'it is' in there just trips me up and doesn't flow naturally. thats true, i guess i was imagining the emphasis elsewhere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted February 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2022 11 minutes ago, Some Random Spren said: thats true, i guess i was imagining the emphasis elsewhere Oh yeah, it's sometimes hard to tell when it's just text on a screen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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