Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Just now, Tani said: Does that even work here? somewhat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: somewhat. How? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted April 11, 2022 Report Share Posted April 11, 2022 Just now, Tani said: How? *waves hand mystically* my magics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2022 On 4/11/2022 at 0:06 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: *waves hand mystically* my magics. no unauthorized magics allowed. *screeches* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 *random Person wanders in* *this is not their name* "What in the realms is going on?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 (edited) No asking questions not related to the museum exhibits. *lights a barn on fire* Edited May 2, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 58 minutes ago, Sequence said: No asking questions not related to the museum exhibits. *lights a barn on fire* Is that barn part of the museum exhibits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 (edited) 22 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: Is that barn part of the museum exhibits? No asking questions about the barn. *buries souls* Edited May 2, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 15 minutes ago, Sequence said: Now asking questions about the barn. *buries souls* Quote do you mean no? "Very well, then." the man, whose name was Foklasfag, pondered for a moment. "It would do me great convenience if you would inform me of the purpose behind the burying of souls in Shadesmar." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 "Ehhhhh... no. It's classified." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, Sequence said: "Ehhhhh... no. It's classified." "Very well, then. What is in this fascinating museum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: "Very well, then. What is in this fascinating museum? "Numbers, History books, Biology models, Relics, and Geology models. Simple things." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just now, Sequence said: "Numbers, History books, Biology models, Relics, and Geology models. Simple things." may I become staff? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: may I become staff? "Hm. Depends. What do you want to do?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Sequence said: "Hm. Depends. What do you want to do?" "What is the admittance officer?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: "What is the admittance officer?" "That's the person who stands at the entrance allows entry to the museum. Basically, you'd be in the break room or doing some other task until the Guide comes with a group of tourists. Then you'd go out to the booth, and collect the tourists' payment." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just now, Sequence said: "That's the person who stands at the entrance allows entry to the museum. Basically, you'd be in the break room or doing some other task until the Guide comes with a group of tourists. Then you'd go out to the booth, and collect the tourists' payment." "Very well, then, may I be that?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said: "Very well, then, may I be that?" "Yeah sure. Sign this:" Spoiler Upon signing this document, you will agree that the Museum will take no responsibility for any and all injuries that will be inflicted upon you, including (but not limited to): Mauling by Angerspren, Bludgeoning by Tourists, falling off a cliff, tripping and breaking your neck, getting abducted by Honorspren, getting burnt at the stake, getting robbed, dying of sadness and boredom, spontaneously combusting, or contracting a weird disease. Your benefits will include: nothing. You will also agree to hand over your soul to the curator so that you will not be able to escape or rebel against the board of directors. _______________________________ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just now, Sequence said: "Yeah sure. Sign this:" Hide contents Upon signing this document, you will agree that the Museum will take no responsibility for any and all injuries that will be inflicted upon you, including (but not limited to): Mauling by Angerspren, Bludgeoning by Tourists, falling off a cliff, tripping and breaking your neck, getting abducted by Honorspren, getting burnt at the stake, getting robbed, dying of sadness and boredom, spontaneously combusting, or contracting a weird disease. Your benefits will include: nothing. You will also agree to hand over your soul to the curator so that you will not be able to escape or rebel against the board of directors. _______________________________ "But I do not have a soul." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said: "But I do not have a soul." "Oh. I suppose we'll just have to give you one." The Cryptic hands you another document. Spoiler Upon signing this document, you will agree to: Swear all loyalty to the holder of this soul. Aaaand... thats it. ___________________________ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just now, Sequence said: "Oh. I suppose we'll just have to give you one." The Cryptic hands you another document. Hide contents Upon signing this document, you will agree to: Swear all loyalty to the holder of this soul. Aaaand... thats it. ___________________________ "Very well." Foklasfag he proceeded to get a shirt stuck to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said: "Very well." Foklasfag he proceeded to get a shirt stuck to him. "Great. Welcome to the Museum. Somebody in the back probably has your nametag, so you should probably go get it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 "Okay," Foklasfag said cheerfully. as he left, the shirt got stuck to Sequence, giving the holder of the soul all loyal-tee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted May 2, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 On 4/11/2022 at 11:50 AM, Emery the Steelrunner said: “When your boss comes back can you tell them I could help with the infestation.” "OOOOOOO. E X P L A I N." 2 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said: "Okay," Foklasfag said cheerfully. as he left, the shirt got stuck to Sequence, giving the holder of the soul all loyal-tee The readers collectively facepalmed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 2, 2022 Report Share Posted May 2, 2022 Just now, Sequence said: "OOOOOOO. E X P L A I N." The readers collectively facepalmed. Quote he would stay without the contract, and I'm reading the puns thread, which gave me inspiration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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