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I've been working on this one for a while! Not much else to say about it I suppose, so in we go! I hope you enjoy it. Welcome to the cosmere: have a look around Anything your perception shapes can and will be found We've got hundreds of worlds, some better, some worse I'd love to show it all off and I'm just gonna burst Welcome to the cosmere, there's no need for fright Would you like to hold a magic bird or else receive this spike? There's no use in panic - this won't lead to death, haha Just say yes, with Intent, and we'll do the rest Welcome to the cosmere, where d'you think you are? Of course there are no phones, no TV, certainly no cars Be Mistborn, be Radiant, be master of sand We've got a million ways to mess up your plans Welcome to the cosmere, put your cares aside Here's a tip for burning metals, here's a young skaa girl who died We got ashmounts, murder ghosts, and deadly highstorms And a bunch of secret societies Braize-bent on screwing it up for each other Welcome to the cosmere, hold on to your Light But don't let that light be fire or you'll die at night The shades are getting red-eyed, they're attracting more I think it's time for you to get off-world See your men be murdered, try to protest, now it's you who is stuck down in the slave carts, there is nothing you can do Start a rumor, see your doom and try to take it with some humor Or jump in a pit and duel four; death might loom, but it can't take your - Here's Odium making an offer You should kill your wife Here's a brand-new wonderful spren urging you to take a life Which Knight Radiant are you? Take this quirky quiz The Purelake has a virus, so please vaccinate your kids Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood all of the time Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood all of the time You know, it wasn't always like this... Rather a while ago - oh, it was sublime Right before the Shattering (when is lost to time) This was tamu keks, fainlife, a Dawnshard or two We wove our light, and every night, waited... And it's true, true, I'm sorry it's true The Shards are imperfect; some are Splintered too And they did all the things they swore they wouldn't do Now look at you, oh look at you: you, you You're bondable, spikable, you're magic now, people you wow, they haven't got a clue And if Trell is Autonomy we're prob'ly screwed It might be nothing...but Harmony's bluffing Ahahahahahahahahaha Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood all of the time Could I interest you in Nahel bonds, all of the time Just a couple Nahel bonds, all of the time Nale is here to badger me, he thinks I'm doing crime Investiture and godhood and Investiture and godhood and Investiture and godhood and all of the time