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So, that's a weird idea I had. You see, I named my computer Sparchivist (yes, computers always have names, get on with it) because all my Sanderfan siblings called their computers Cosmere-related names, so in an effort to outdo them I called my computer after the Feruchemical properties that it's made of - memory and thought. When I told my father what I called my computer, he nicknamed him Sparky, which I immediately pointed out was a dog's name. Thus, Sparchivist the Feruchemical Dog was born. Essentially, this is (as the title says) a cartoon from era 3 of Mistborn, probably made by Terris creators. Sparky is a private investigator - but it being a cartoon, you can probably imagine how ot goes. There's a lot of imagery of using Feruchemical powers, too. Now, Sparky has two Feruchemical powers. We all know that there's only one way to make that possible (miscounting medalions for now)... But this is a children's show, so he was just experimented upon somewhere and magically got powers. Probably by Southerners or something, so that it'll sound extra mysterious. My personal view is that maybe it's an adaptation of a darker original comics where Sparky indeed was a Hemalurgic creation, or that there is a real dog with those powers who indeed was made via Hemalurgy. If so, he actually has the Blessing of Presence (Copper spike) and a spike for Archivist powers. He also has a zinc medallion. Anyway, the cartoon version ought to have a theme song, so I wrote lyrics for it. I don't really have music for it yet, and it probably needs a little adding and fixing, but here it is: Who is that, clearing out the fog? Sparchivist, the Feruchemical Dog! He will remove each and every clog, Sparchivist the Feruchemical Dog! Sparky was just a regular dog, Running around and playing catch, But weird experiments with lots of needles Made his metals burn like a match. Zinc for wisdom, to keep him thinking Copper to recall every part An aluminium hat, in case of a riot So he went out, but it was just the start! Because he's Sparchivist the Feruchemical Dog Investigating crime all around, Sparchivist the Feruchemical Dog Will make sure the culprit's found! With his powers and a v-shaped cape He's as Terris as any dog could be He was offered a piece of Lerasium But said: "Allomancy Isn't for me!" Because he's Sparchivist the Feruchemical Dog Thinking faster than someone with steel, Sparchivist the Feruchemical Dog When no one can solve it he will! And if it seems a bit cheesy or cringe-worthy remember: this is a theme song for a cartoon. It should sound like that.
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@Goob (what happened? You're not amazing anymore? I tagged you because you seemingly expressed interest in this.)
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