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Here, we share Sanderson related insults. For example: You're so pathetic you fill Hemalurgic spikes with anti-Investiture Whenever you speak I want to stick roseite spores in my ears If you want to fit in, go to Elantris (only works during the Reod) Also don't insult each other, just share the cleverness

Basically, we state various things, and explain what they are references. Examples I saw a stick, pretty sure it's a Stormlight reference Saw some metal the other day, obvious Mistborn reference I heard many people are investing in stocks these days, clear reference to Realmatics

a thread for the game "werewolf" don't know what it is? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(party_game) tldr; there are werewolves and villagers. werewolves can infect a villager at night. game ends/restarts at infection, if all villagers vote out/"cure" the infection, a new one is assigned. villagers can vote out one player, "curing" them of infection, but convert them if clear. day night cycle is irl day night cycle lol. may add "hunter" role as an investigator, may add medic as protective role,

Hiya guys!! @Witless of Shinovar's latest SU inspired me to generate some quotes for sharders, and... they're pretty funny. CalanoCorvus: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Szeth's Facepalm: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Elf: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Szeth's Facepalm: Good thinking. CalanoCorvus: Everyone, synchronize your watches. Szeth's Facepalm: I don’t know how to do that. Morningtide: I don’t wear a watch. Elf: Time is a construct. *Szeth's Facepalm is cooking* Mornintide: Any chance that’s for me? Szeth's Facepalm: It’s for CalanoCorvus. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Elf: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment. ^^^^^^^^^ me whenever i accidentally offer him things with gluten ;-;-;-; Cinnamon: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Szeth's Facepalm: Have everyone stand. Morningtide: Bring three more chairs! CalanoCorvus: The most important ones can sit down. Elf: Kill three. ^^^^^^ Elf i love this one sm Cinnamon: Szeth's Facepalm and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Witless: *Sighing* What did Szeth's Facepalm do? Cinnamon: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Szeth's Facepalm: Who wants a steering wheel? ^^^^ that one is just so... so... i don't understand it but i laughed for like 2 minutes Cinnamon: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Szeth's Facepalm: The cow??? Cinnamon: What? Morningtide: Facepalm, W H Y? Cinnamon, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Szeth's Facepalm: You did WHAT– Witless: William Snakepeare ANYWAYYYYYY These are pretty fun and everyone should make them. Please keep them not weird and clean :D Here are a couple of generators: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator tagging everyone i used in the quotes: @CalanoCorvus @Elf @Morningtide @Cinnamon (aannnnd i already tagged Witless.)

So in Mistborn, copperminds store information in a way, and so does the website, but what if we also had... The Steelmind, a marathon website The Ironmind, a weight loss website The Pewtermind, a website with workouts The Tinmind (@Ookla the Windwhisperer) with interesting pictures, sounds, and possibly other things once technology is more advanced The Brassmind, a weather website, to tell you the temperature The Zincmind, a website with free learning resources The Bronzemind, a website to help improve your sleep schedule The Cadmiummind, a website with plenty of good breathing techniques The Bendalloymind, where you can order food The Goldmind, with plenty of health tips The Electrummind, with motivational quotes The Chromiummind, with gambiling The Aluminummind, with blog pages The Duraluminmind, where you can contact your friends The Nicrosilmind, where you invest in stocks

What’s the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

literally just put anything on here that is funny -IT HAS TO BE FUNNY- with little to no context. for example: rules: - put any triggering things, curse words, large images, or other such things into a spoiler box -idk if its against the overall rules, so i might remove this rule later (someone needs to tell me if i can keep it or not), but double-posting is permitted here. But only if it is more than a two hour session of time in between your two posts. after that, wait for someone else to post. NO SPAMMING!! - can be from something that "happened" to you personally, or can be from a public setting. for example, screenshots or quotes from youtubers/youtube videos, non-political/non-extremely-controversial things from twitter, etc. - please try to keep memes out of this thread, unless they the ones that are funny because they make zero sense. but still. please keep it to a minimum. - you can give context if you want, but if it's more funny without the context, then leave it out of the post any other rules or suggestions that people have, please notify me through either my PMs or on this thread alr i'll start. this one's from me from August of last year

While driving around in the middle of kansas (for very complicated reasons) i have been re-reading ballad of songbirds and snakes since i learned the movie is coming out in a year! I'm super excited, if quite sad they didn't cast Jamie Campbell Bower as Coriolanus. Anyway, thoughts, favorite characters, plot holes, things you didn't like, things you did like about the hunger games series?

With the ability to store weight a feruchemist could, in theory, be used to create at least one, likely several dozen, form of perpetual motion machines. The one I like to imagine is a seesaw with two feruchemists alternating their weights at intervals keeping the seesaw in constant motion.

For those who know those highlighted words , this should be hilarious.

I was on the mobile version, when this happened

Well, currently the top bar of the Shard looks like this to me. @Chaos did you break something? It's never done this before. The forum 'mark as read' icons are funky as well. Most of them are a giant plus sign.

Corruption in the Senate? The Elendel Daily. 7th of Doxil, 194 Rumors have been flying fast and furious of corruption in the senate. Senators have been accused of embezzling senate funds, offering incentives to their own houses, vanishing troublesome opponents, and otherwise acting in shady and illegal ways. In an effort to deal with the situation, Governor Macmuller has called a conference, inviting several dozen senators and close friends to determine what should be done. It is unknown which senators he has invited, but we at Elendel Daily will be sure to report their names to you as soon as we discover them! Constable-General Yosef, of the first precinct is in charge of security at the conference, and was quoted as saying, “ Will personally see that any corrupt Senator is brought to justice.” Yosef is noted to be a close friend of the Governor, and has a history of overkill when it comes to threats to the Governor. We pity anyone foolish enough to break the peace of this conference. The newspaper was crumpled into a ball and thrown into the hearth as the reader yelled in frustration. “Why can’t he just leave well enough alone?” Two senators sat in the office, one patient, the other scared. Patience relaxed at the desk, while Scared paced by the hearth. Both knew their illegal dealing would come to light at this conference they had been invited to. “Don’t worry. I have plans to ensure he won’t discover us.” Patience unlocked a drawer on the desk and withdrew a vial of liquid. “I’ll have my aide slip a few drops of this into his drink, and he’ll die a quick, painless, natural death.” “We’re already suspected of smuggling and embezzlement, now you want us arrested for murder?!” “It’s either murdering him now, or life in jail and dishonour on our houses. The choice to me seems obvious. Macmuller must die. And when I replace him as governor, our illegal dealings can be easily swept under the rug.” Scared sank down into one of the chairs before the desk and sighed. “Fine. We’ll do it. But this better not backfire.” “No one will ever know. And if they do, we’ll remove them, as we’ve removed all the others. Quick Fix rules are in effect. Each turn will be 24 hours long, and will feature a lynch. There are two teams, The Senate, who must arrest or kill all the Corrupt senators, and The Corrupt Senators, who must Arrest or kill all the Senators. The game will begin on Tuesday, at 9pm PST. (One week, and about 5 hours from this post.) The Lynch: Classic rules. At least two votes to be lynched. If a player is lynched, she is sent to the Holding Cells beneath the Senate. Alignment will be revealed upon being arrested. Ties are a bit different. In the case of a tie. I will flip a coin for each player. If Tails come up, that player is arrested. If Heads comes up. That player is freed. Yes, this means that multiple players can be arrested per cycle. At least four votes need to be involved in a tie for the coin flip to happen. So if two people are tied, they each need to have two votes or more. But if four or more people are tied, they only need one vote or more to have a coin flipped. (If you’re careful, you can get every player arrested in the first cycle.) If a Player is successfully lynched, the Constables confiscate all their items except the bags of boxings. All boxings owned by the Constables will be distributed among the voters of a successful lynch. The Holding Cells: Where the Lynched players are. They all get a doc to communicate in. Players who have not been arrested or killed can start PM’s with these players. A list of who has a PM with what player will be posted at the start of each cycle. Unarrested players can still use items on jailed players. Jailed players can use those items against other jailed players. PM’s: Make sure to include me. Pm’s can only be one-on-one. You can have as many as you want. Roles: Corrupt Senator: Can communicate with their fellow corrupt in a doc. They do not have a group kill action. Senator: No special actions. Governor: You have three Votes. You can split them up, or put them all on the same person. Nobody starts with this role. Players must instead vote for a player to receive this role. The vote must be made in purple.The player to become Governor must have a majority(More than half) of all players votes. The Governor cannot be affect by any items, except the Execution (See; Bags of Boxings) Items: Players may use each item once. They may use all of their items at the same time, or save them. Once an item is used, it is given to the player it was used against. EX: If Mailliw drugs Wilson, then Wilson will be given the drugs, and can choose to drug someone else the next turn. You cannot give a player an item. If a Player is killed by the Dagger, the dagger and all other items will go to a random person who voted for them. If nobody voted for the player, then all items will be confiscated by the Constables. There are multiple of each item. Each player will start with at least one item If a Player is arrested, their items will be confiscated by the Constables. Dagger: One kill action. (Alignment will not be revealed) Drug: A Drugged player may not talk in thread or in PM’s for one turn. Drugged Players will not be listed in the writeup. Ledgers: Look through another Senator’s papers, and discover whether or not they're corrupt. Medical Kit: Prevent one attack against a player. (Does not protect from Lynches) Search Warrant: Steals all items and Gold a player has Bag of Boxings: 1 bag: Change someone’s vote. 1 bag: Talk to an arrested player without your name being posted. 3 bags: Buy a random item from the Constables 3 bags: Bribe a player to target someone with their item. 5 bags: Buy a specific item from the Constables. 15 bags: Bribe the Constables to execute the Governor. Cannot be blocked. 30 bags: Bribe the Constables to execute all other players. You win. Your team does not. Some prices will be determined by the number of players in the game. Order of Actions: Search Warrant Pretty Much Everything Else Lynch All other Kills Quick Links:

So I want to start a discussion about this topic, because i want another viewpoint other than Tumblr and my friends. A all female League of legends Tournament has put a restriction on Transgender and Lesbian women. It states that only one Trans or lesbian can be on a team per day! The justification for these restrictions is that Trans or lesbian women have a "unfair" advantage. I understand where their coming from on this as many other sports would pose restrictions on Trans women (male to female) because of biological advantages. But this is not the case for E sports as gender has no real advantage for playing video games. so what are your guys opinions...do you agree or disagree, and why

This may have been discussed before, but I can't find it. Kalad from Warbreaker actually met​ Kaladin. Can you imagine what he was thinking when he heard that name? "My name is famous enough in this universe to have spread to this world??? Who's stupid idea was that?!" Of course, it wasn't a stupid idea. It was brilliant. Because it's Sanderson.