Soooooo, I just found out about this. I doubt anyone really cares about the secrets I have stored away , but everyone else seems to have an AMA thread. So here is mine! I will gladly impart any knowledge for which someone asketh. Unless someone asketh for extremely personal or weird things, in which case there is a 50% chance that I will politely decline. But! Ask me/tell me anything, and I will answer to the best of my ability.