You know when you’re listening to a song and you realize you’ve had the lyrics messed up the whole time?
The first time I listened to “Stitches” by Shawn Mendes I thought at a certain point he said, “Chicken, farting onto my knees,”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU
Skip to 01:09 if you want to hear it.
Have any other funny misheard lyrics?