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This is inspired by Skippy's List, a list of things a member of the US Army apparently tried or was spontaneously told he was not allowed to do. I think the domain name for the original list may have expired, but google searches will find reprints or summaries. I think spoilers should comply with the general policy (which is spoiler tags/general no-no until 9 months post-release, if I remember correctly). I'd be interested in other people's contributions. 1) Not allowed to convince Nightblood that pineapples are evil. 2) The Windrunners are named so because of their flight abilities, and not because they like to fart and run away. 3) Not allowed to Awaken clothing while still being worn by the owner. 4) Unless it's Sadeas. 5) When a Radiant's spren is giving them encouragement during 'intimate moments', the correct response is to tell them to give them privacy, not join in the chanting. 6) Koloss are not to be referred to as 'Hulky Smurfs'. 7) Instant noodles are not worth diverting an entire planet's technological development for. 8) Shardbearers are not 'compensating for something'. 9) Neither was the architect of Urithiru. 10) I cannot copyright a colour and demand royalties from every Awakener who drains it. 11) Mistborn does not mean 'anyone who was born outside'. 12) Consulting a Feruchemist's coppermind to learn about the past is fine. Using it to try and figure out what I did while blackout drunk is not. 13) Adonalsium should be referred to by their full name, not 'Daddy Ady'. 14) I should not set all of Bavadin's avatars against each other. Even if I brought snacks for everyone else. 15) Gloryspren come from winning a hard fought battle, not finishing an entire banquet by myself. 16) The Sharts of Adonalsium do not exist. 17) Adolin Kholin is not a 'shartbearer'. 18) Must pretend that Raoden masquerading as 'Spirit' is not an obvious alias. 19) Drawing a smiley face in the sand does not mean every Aon now needs one. 20) Must not encourage Wayne.
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I know this may not be in the vain of the majority's interest here, but I will deeply miss Robin Williams. No, I won't pretend to have known him, I won't speculate on his life or what happened. I'll simply say, him being the last living of my favorite three comedians, I am going to miss him. I am making this thread as a sort of fan's memorial for one of the greatest comedians and actors. Post quotes, clips, videos and pictures in memory of such a man. I know it isn't the majority of this group's taste, but I can't possibly be the only one who was a huge fan of Robin Williams. Rest in peace, Robin Williams. You are missed. I'll start with the scene in which Mork broke out of his egg ship lol. From the show, Mork & Mindy, which I am convinced inspired one of my favorite shows 3rd Rock. (If you haven't seen either show, watch them.)
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As I've stated before I'll be live blogging as I read along to WoR when it's released. My style isn't bullet point reactions, I just kinda talk about how the chapter makes me feel and take my mind wandering in silly directions. I've been writing up the posts for the preview chapters ahead of time to get myself warmed up and have just come up with a scenario that I had to post. In Jasnah's prologue when she grabs the cognitive essence of the entire Kholin Castle I imagined what if she had enough juice to accidentally soulcast the whole damnation thing into blood. Here's what I cam up with. ROSHAR TIMES HEADLINE: Hundreds drown in blood castle. Tragedy struck as a Hemavalanche destroyed the Kholinar seat of power and home to the Royal family of Alethkar. No cause is yet know for the Crimson Tide but a suspicious Shin dressed in red robes was seen surfing away safely. The thought of this has been making me chuckle to myself for a day and had to share it around. Anyone else have some Roshar based comedy that could only ever be understood on the forums?