What the title says. Time zones are a lie spread by the Librarians to help cover up their conspiracy. Jet lag is actually caused by the gasses released on airplanes to prevent anyone from noticing the extra continents or the extra flight time. The development of instant international communications would have posed a problem, except that the Librarians, having anticipated this, had created a way to communicate through time. So if you're in New York, talking with someone in LA, you're actually three hours ahead.