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Welcome to the ICMBAAOM!! (Pronounced i-cuhm-bah-ohm) This is the place to recieve diagnoses for Brandofandonitis and other BrandoSando related maladies. Are you staying up well past your bedtime, engrossed in the latest addition to your favorite trilogy by Brandon Sanderson? When a character makes a mistake, do you cry yourself to sleep? When the main character is traumatized, do you sob and cry and wish you were dead? Do you think you might be implanted with a Hemalurgic Spike, administered via suspicious cookies? Come to the ICMBA, the Insanity Clinic For The Moderately Brandofandonitis Afflicted, And Other Maladies. Here, you will never be allowed to see the sun, your family, or your 2000 square foot library, complete with Brandon Sanderson shrine. You will be administered a [REDACTED] day plan until your Brandofandonitis (or Other Malady) is cured! While you stay with us, Investiture, Connection, Intent, and other aspects of the Cosmere are heavily regulated and in most cases, prohibited. Cytonic abilites are grudgingly allowed, but hyperjumping and mindblades are prohibited. Please see our complete list of rules at [REDACTED].org/rules. Thank you for choosing us, and we hope you enjoy your stay!