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PyroPhile

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  1. Ah scud! I disappeared and missed all of the birthday messages!

  2. Somebody ate a sandwich. Not the sandwich, but a sandwich.
  3. The boy pulls a screwdriver out of his pocket and takes off the wooden side bar of the abacus, revealing RAM sticks that look like tiny abacuses. He pushes on the clips holding them in place, takes them out, and puts them back in. “Let’s see if it works this time.”
  4. “Hmmm…” The boy took the abacus and tried to compute 2+2. It came out as π, somehow. He shook it as well, and the words “You’re also dead” appear. “Have you tried reseating the RAM?”
  5. Yes! This will prove an amazing addition to my collection of alkali metals! What extremely reactive chemical could I possibly trade for it? Ah! I know! Have some manganese heptoxide! It’s very fun. I have some flammable goo.
  6. Gets the concept of walking right into getting the concept of getting. Inserts a an SSD.
  7. “Oof, did his metadata get corrupted?“ The boy stuck a probe into the black and purple, then pressed a button behind the counter. It turned back into a dog. “That’s better.” “What appears to be broken with it?”
  8. Mmm, perfectly roasted! WTWTTS when you forget to reply to the RP you made for a week?
  9. A pneumatic drill cracks open the shell and steals the sandwich. It then proceeds to run away.
  10. Unmashes your potatoes I’ll give you a potato chip for that. I’ve got a DRAM chip.
  11. Pepperoni will do just fine. TBPM is a huge nerd. (I’m allowed to say this because I’m a huge nerd!)
  12. Proof: Both are hungry for Universe Domination! Theory: The Nightwatcher is learning from the Boon/Bane Game thread.
  13. Granted, your air conditioning starts spewing out fluorine gas. I wish for an AMD Radeon 7900 XTX.
  14. Granted. Your chair is unleavably (not possible to leave) comfy. I wish for an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X3D.
  15. -ger, Pyro thought. He stumbled maladroitly as he landed in a large, grassy field.
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