Ookla the platypus

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About Ookla the platypus

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    Immortal Platypus and Proud. still important questions. Ooklas!!

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    West(ish) North America
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    Chess, D&D, Books, Instruments
  1. i gave it away. i take the cat skin but not the skinned cat. I have a cat fur rug (pocket-sized!!!)
  2. "Fourscore and seven years ago our goats brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created goats."
  3. "My last name was and is Platypus. What is my first name?" I ask, retrieving the sandwich.
  4. but what if I want a burrito instead of a taco? What then?
  5. It rains burritos. Birthdays are when it happens only certain ones.
  6. we had spent the past couple weeks learning and I knew it all, don't worry, I'm very curious about these things so if I didn't know it, I would have studied it. Thanks for the worry but it's not necessary.
  7. Suddenly he turned. A blade was in his hands. No one had seen it appear. He swung and although a few dodged, all died, even the ones he didn't hit. He chuckled at the look of shock on the people watching via cameras (of course he could see them) and strolled off. The blade vanished as he did.
  8. i leave that in your pocket and take your unused tissue from your other pocket. you get the armrest of my school desk. I have my right sock (they're fuzzy!)
  9. I re-claim the sandwich as the magic sustaining us all gives it to me as no one has said my character's name.
  10. shush you. 371
  11. Meanwhile (again): Platypus climbs inside the fortress and is immediately spotted. He thinks to himself, "I hope this causes a distraction for the others." He proceeds to lead the guards all over the fortress.
  12. I don't know about that. Kaladin is 7 foot so he would weigh significantly more that 200. plus muscle weighs more than fat so he'd way a very good amount.
  13. Not this one they don't. and you spelled platypi wrong.
  14. you wanna know something cool? The plot started more than 20 pages back. meanwhile: As platypus walks around the building a small rift in space appears. Platypus took a blade out and cut a whole in the wall. He then put it back in and the rift disappeared. As he walked in, however... Don't finish this. *cuts back to other people's POV*
  15. I am immortal. I will kill you miss Sedai.