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Ranryu last won the day on March 18

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About Ranryu

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    Everybody's Lonely
  • Birthday February 17

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    Please take a long hard look through your text book
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    'Cause I'm history.
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    When I strap my helmet on I'll be long gone
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    Cause I've been dying to leave.
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    Yeah, I'll ride the range and hide all my loose change
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    In my bedroom
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    'Cause riding a dirt bike down a turnpike Always takes it's toll on me

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    June 15th, 2035
  • Interests
    Children's cartoons from the late 90's - early 2000's
    Nature/gardening/pretending to be a tree
    Elaborate revenge plans
    Bassonery (that's fancy for making foghorn sounds on a bassoon) idk why I put this here honestly basson hurts my wrists
    Lots of songs but few specific artists
    Final Fantasies VI through X (let's be honest the franchise fell apart after that)
    Video game music
    Doing really weird hairdos... It's not going so well

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  1. Today was fun. 

    It was my dad's birthday, so he took potato and I out to eat. We went to this really good Mongolian grill. He, of course, got the all-you-can-eat grill-it-yourself buffet. Potato and I shared dumplings and sushi. And then I accidentally committed a terrible crime. I dropped my sushi in the soy sauce bowl, and then it just fell apart. Being the dummy that I am, I sat there for like a minute and watched it soak before fishing it out. 

    I can't get the taste of shrimp out of my mouth. Everything smells like soy sauce. I never thought I would suffer from too much soy sauce.

    This is just like the time I drank vinegar because it smells good and tastes good in teriyaki sauce. Too much is not good.

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    2. Ranryu


      But sharpie burns so bad when you put it on your face; the smell isn’t even worth it.

    3. Edema Ruh

      Edema Ruh

      Yes it isssss

    4. Potato's Wit

      Potato's Wit

      Guys I can smell sharpie just by reading this. I have a love/hate relationship with sharpies. :P