#1 Taln Fan

Gets a stick proclaiming that it is a stick Inserts a plate of cold, moist spaghetti

Indeed, I do exist xD Howdy! also I win

Quite.

Gets a deluxe bean burrito from Taco Bell Inserts a clump of dirt

victory is mine

I ain't in CAP, but I am quite familiar with it. Several of my friends have been doing it for years

I imagine @Cash67 as a handsome, intelligent young lad with stylish brown hair and glasses, who is probably pretty cool

Sounds fun, I'm in!

Nah TPBM has read Yumi

"Why, wizardy of course! Have you ever seen a chicken studying anything else? I am considered quite wisdomous amongst my people. But if I may ask, what is your business here?" Also, can someone catch me up on where we are and how y'all got here? Lol

Stuart laughed. "Oh, nothing like that. But if someone tries something fishy, I bonk them over the head with a thick book. I'm a very learned chicken, after all"

You do so, but she slaps your kneecaps in retribution and you no longer have knees I wish for unlimited chicken strips

"That's what people usually try and do, except it rarely goes well for them."

Realizing he couldn't outrun his pursuer, Stuart came to a halt, spun around, and cried out in a rich, deep voice: "Please don't eat me! I promise I'm not very tasty!" I regret nothing

The chicken, whose name was Stuart, started fleeing from his pursuer.

Finally, someone almost pronounces my name right. Except I'm not just a Fan of Talenelat'Elin, Stone Sinew, Patron of the stonewards, Herald of the Almighty, Herald of War, Herald of soldiers, Bearer of all agonies, I'm the #1 Fan of Talenelat'Elin, Stone Sinew, Patron of the stonewards, Herald of the Almighty, Herald of War, Herald of soldiers, Bearer of all agonies. Also, I win!

@Channelknight Fadran Hi! Im afraid I lost the game

VICTORY IS MINE!

Idk what that is, so nope xD TPBM has had a good day so far

I just finished re-reading Reaper, by Will Wight, in preparation for the new book comin out tonight. TPBM got at least 7 hours of sleep last night

I'm currently GMing a campaign playing it with some friends, it's quite fun! We changed up the dice mechanics a bit to make them simpler and more like D&D, but we follow the rulebook for the most part. I definitely recommend it.

Nope, never had one TPBM got at least 7 hours of sleep last night

Christmas, though Thanksgiving would be second