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Telrao- your pfp- *dies from fluff overdose*
(it is perfection)
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Thank youuuu!!
*throws muffin*
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This pfp madness had been quite fun, but I am done lol.
In other news, has anyone here read the locked tomb series, and if so, do they want to be best friends?
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Yeah, I only did mine for a day, too.
Was still fun though.
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Everyone changed theirs back so I changed mine back.
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Yeah,it was really fun,but i'm also changing mine back
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HAppY BirthDAy!!!!
here is a cake
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hey she made me a doomslug cake for my bday last year
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I have my first debate ever today guys
Wish me luck
*is very nervous*
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THAT'S AMAZING! Good job!!!!
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Congratulations!
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What format?
Also good job
Debate is nerve wracking.
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The Mitchells vs The Machines is literally the best movie I've ever seen in my entire life. I am crying uncontrollably rn. Move over Marasi, Katie Mitchell is my favorite fictional person of all time and also is me. I have not had these feelz for a movie since... since Shrek 2
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HAPPY STORMING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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STORMING THANK YOU!
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:O thanks for 2000 rep, guys!!!
To celebrate, I'm gonna do what I usually do, which is a vibe check SU. Usually they have a theme (oddly specific, book, music, etc) but I can't really think of anything, so... you can choose! Here's a list:
1. characters 2. books 3. music 4. instruments 5. oddly specific.
Or maybe come up with a new thing :D
As always, if i don't know you well, i'll do my best, but it might just be from looking at your profile lol.
Luv you guys!
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SpoilerWho did you murder?
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It's all good, Facepalm. No problem.
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@Szeth's Facepalm I'm giving you a vibe check
SpoilerOddly specific: You are frog eating a pink Arnotts Tic Toc biscuit with sprinkles while spinning around on a record player that is playing TMA main theme on repeat
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Dang
Rhianna can s i n g
Spoilerthis is a superbowl reference.
dang the eagles must feel absolutely gut-wrenched rn, that penalty is going to haunt them ;-;
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The random ones with Will Ferrell were my favorites because I legit couldn't tell what they were trying to sell me
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Oh yeah I did see one where Will Ferrell was in a car with those Squid Game guys. Ads are mega silly.
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None of my family really like american football - my mum likes basketball and tennis, I like association football - so I only found out the Super Bowl happened via the Shard
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shallan stormblessed????? who is actually robin??? what's goin on here
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hey i know this is what my art thread is for but look at this cool drawing i made of @CalanoCorvus
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anyway i have severe art block so hmu if you want me to draw anything :D preferably book characters or podcast characters (by that i mean TMA) because i like drawing stuff i can't see better.
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That is so good!!! I loooove!!! Mehehehe.
You should draw Jon and Tim because I finished the first season of TMA and those are the two that I can't picture in my head for some reason.
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i will compile u a compilation ("compile a compilation" kinda redundant lol) of all my Jon drawings in like 4 hours when i get back from target :3 tim i should draw more though. (don't ask why i will be at target for four hours as i do not have a feasible explanation for u.)
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Target is a very easy store to get lost in for hours. My friends and I often walk there at 9pm for no explainable reason other than that they have the best gummy bears in town. Quite odd but true. I am excited for your compiled compilation
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This is a Renarin appreciation SU
Love that guy
May Stormlight Five/Ketek of Wind bring him only good things
Spoilerhehe we already know one good thing it's gonna bring him
SpoilerSpoilerSpoilerSpoilerSpoilerCANON RLAINARIN LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO every time i remember it my day brightens considerably
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YESSSSSSSSSS THIS IS SO EXITING!!!!!!
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Quotei think that it's the first in world Singer/Human relationship.
Sorry, but the Herdazians and Horneaters (and, by extension, the Veden) are all the results of Singer/human interbreeding.
QuoteBrandon Sanderson
Horneaters are capable [of drinking the Horneater White]. They actually are human-singer hybrids, like the Herdazians, but in a different line. And they have a different physiology. And they actually are not 100% human and are capable of eating and ingesting things that would kill a person.
Isaac Stewart
Can singers?
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Yes, singers can drink the Horneater White.
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Hmmmm interesting. A singer/human relationship between two high-up people will still be a huge thing for the current plot though, not to mention a queer one.
Omg every time i think about it i get more and more impatient for Stormlight 5. I cannot believe he pushed the release date to 2024 for fricking Skyward............
(skywards fine and all, but not nearly as good as anything cosmere ;-;)
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It's just me and the STEM people, all alone on this cold, empty, Sunday afternoon shard...
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I picked the wrong time to start two new RP threads
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Uhm I think you have a lot already
Like seriously how do you do this
Oh and also I responded in the Archipelago, if you haven't seen that
Of course with my track record you saw it and responded and I didn't see it and I'm gonna feel ridiculous-
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Glass Onion was so good.
I reeeaaally reeeaaaally hope they make more.
Anyone wanna gush about how much the love Knives Out and Glass Onion :D
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I should see knives out. I really want to
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It's so good, you have to! and i do not say that lightly.
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Ok it will go on my list!
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OH BOY OH BOY IT CAME
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Alright, two things.
1. I finished TLM and oh boy do i have opinions. I'm too sick right now to gather all my thoughts about it though, so I'll do a review later. Oh and i started Bastille vs. The Evil Librarians an hour ago and i'm halfway through, so i'll do my opinions on that as well.
2. My grandma gave me 140 dollars to spend on books for my last birthday, and i'd forgotten about it till now. I need recommendations! I have a list of books that i've already read that i want copies of (Circe, the middle dreamer trilogy book cause for some reason it's the only one i haven't acquired a copy of, the Artemis Fowl series, and a couple others) but i want to try some new books, so recs are appreciated. I like fantasy (duh), maybe on the lighter side, and i've read some really good speculative fiction recently and would love to find some more. And really just anything you guys enjoy!
(Yeah, I was inspired by Elf''s SU cause i forgot about the money my grandma gave me till now lol)
YOu're awesome bye!
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I will look forward to your opinions!
I also don't have the middle dreamer trilogy book for some reason! Odd. The Inheritance Games series is so good. Mystery, with great characters. The Scythe series and the Unwind series by Neal Schusterman are both really great dystopians and some of my favorites. Ender's Game and the Ender's Shadow series are good. (I haven't actually recommended any fantasy yet lol) Renegades is really fun.
You're awesome too!
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If you want something light, than I’d say Amari and the Night brothers, it is middle grade fantasy and it is Storming good.
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GUYS
(lost metal spoilers up to chapter 28, which is the one i am currently halfway through)
SpoilerOk so marasi shows Death/Marsh the pattern that is three interlocking triangles and looks like a marewill flower, right? That's the symbol for the ghostbloods!! Kelsier/Thaidikar!!!
Wait are the soul-stamp lady and hoid part of the ghostbloods and is one of the ghostblood's jobs protecing other planets from bad shards??
Oh man sorry if this is all obvious/wrong/gets revealed at the end of the book but i feel smart for decoding it with my sickly sleep deprived brain lol ( i have developed a horrid sinus infection an i suffereth)
Anyway Happy Christmas Eve/Sixth Day Of Channuka!
idek why i capitalized all that
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Push through! It’s worth it, I promise.
I probably didn’t need to spoiler that.
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ooh lordy lordy lord
predicting him dying most certainly did not make it any better
just finished sobbing
i don't wanna read the epilogues
i'm sobbing again
may he rest in peace
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Yup.
It’s…yeah. I still was weepy for about a week after reading it. That scene…yes Wayne. You made the biggest explosion.I think the epilogues make it even sadder, a certain two especially.
Storming mortality. Gets the best of everyone, in the end.
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1. LOST METAL ARRIVED YESSSSSS
2. Why is everyone trying to murder Santa? Or is it the Lord Ruler?? I can't tell. Can someone please explain what's going on there and why it is in so many people's signatures?
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I have no idea but I do know that it must be very important.
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Oh yeah that RP that died because Telrao's away :(
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Yeah I dunno. Congrats on getting the lost metal!
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i have a feeling you like kaladin
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She does. Rather. It's infectious.
HEY @OoklaTheKaladinLover!! COME OVER HERE!
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And by infectious I mean she got it from me.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YES KALADIN IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER AND YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND HE'S PERFECT
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hey.
psst.
pssssst.
you can often find papayas at grocery stores in the fall.
make sure you don't eat an overripe one as it gets a strong flavor and is not particularly likable.
if you cut into one and it is under ripe, toss it with some lemon juice and honey to improve the taste.
but preferably just wait till it is ripe as it is best that way.
these are from personal experience and could be rather individualistic, but i like to think i am a good judge of fruit.
facepalm out
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Thank you very much!
I will remember this advice!!
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hi guys, i know i'm heavy on the SUs lately and i promise i'll stop, but i just have to ask: someone on here posted an SU little while ago with a website that deletes your writing if you don't write fast enough, and i thought it was Sequence but i scrolled through all their SUs till may and i didn't find it. does anyone know of such a website?
thx ya'll are awesome bye
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It wasn't Write or Die, was it? I haven't used it myself but I remember hearing about it back in the day.
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Hmm I don't remember that but I'll think about it. You are awesome too
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i found it, write or die is pretty good but The Most Dangerous Writing App is the best one that you can get for free.
here it is: https://www.squibler.io/dangerous-writing-prompt-app
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i am
s c r e a m i n g
well not right now
but i did have an audible reaction upon finding them.
i know what i want for christmas :D
funny random story: when i tried to send the link for those to my cousin, this happened:
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google wanted to warn me that i was coveting the cards
it was very confusing though lol, idk why that was copied
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CAAARDS
Jak is the worst tho.
I saw those cards a few days ago and was like, "YUS"
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are you kidding?? jak is HILARIOUS! best chracter tbh.
ok that was a joke but he is very nearly the funniest person in the whole series, second only to wayne, and his arcanum unbounded short story never fails to make me burst into prolonged laughter that gets me weird looks from anyone who passes by.
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Well I don’t love jak
but he is kinda funny
Wayne is much better.
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