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:O thanks for 2000 rep, guys!!!
To celebrate, I'm gonna do what I usually do, which is a vibe check SU. Usually they have a theme (oddly specific, book, music, etc) but I can't really think of anything, so... you can choose! Here's a list:
1. characters 2. books 3. music 4. instruments 5. oddly specific.
Or maybe come up with a new thing :D
As always, if i don't know you well, i'll do my best, but it might just be from looking at your profile lol.
Luv you guys!
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SpoilerWho did you murder?
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It's all good, Facepalm. No problem.
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@Szeth's Facepalm I'm giving you a vibe check
SpoilerOddly specific: You are frog eating a pink Arnotts Tic Toc biscuit with sprinkles while spinning around on a record player that is playing TMA main theme on repeat
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LOOK
SpoilerLook at this cute and special good boi
Also, for those in the US, whats your favorite Thanksgiving food? I'm taking a poll.
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Or you all could come to MY HOUSE...
SpoilerAnd we could do a ritual to summon the Beyond Turky!
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Ok i'll stop now
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Stick, there are already more of us in Utah. Join us.
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A good boi!!
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yeah, that was weird.
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Thanks for the compliment, Cryo
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Cheers!
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WHOA guys. Stop killing each other. Good job DramaQueen
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*blushes at Doomslug*
Thanks for the help, Sequence, they did feel better!
STICK HOW COULD YOU DO THIS I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
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(Side note, I can totally imagine Taln, Fadran, and I sitting around a fire talking about the games. Mildly tempted to really write that fic...)
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Ok gois, vibe check time! But this time it's songs :3
If you reply, I'll give you a song that i think matches your vibe. If i don't know you as well, it might be harder, but i'll do my best heh.
Come hither!
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You... hmmm... maybe something by David Bowie? No, I've got it!
Ten Duel Commandments, from Hamilton.
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That is too accurate
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Just got on here after a week of being off. Hope I am to late.
Could you do me?
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*don't read unless you have read Stormlight Archive*
Ok guys, someone is gonna die in Stormlight five and i gotta figure out who. My first guess was that Kaladin was gonna die in a dramatic explosion after swearing the fifth ideal, but then i read something about how Kaladin's arc is all about realizing that he deserves to live and be happy, and you just can't kill someone like that, which made sense to me. But if not Kaladin, who? I just can't imagine that it would make any sense for Shallan to go, and probably not Adolin either. If Dalinar died, that that would probably mean that Odium won, i just can't imagine that Odium winning the duel could work for SA. (Or maybe i'm being presumptuous. Lol.) But whooooo is gonna die? Renarin? Jasnah? Navani? Someone major is gonna die and i just gotta figure it out. Any theories are appreciated lol
Also, should i put this in Stormlight Archive discussion?
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Todium is Taravangian-Odium and Kora is Koravellium, also known as Cultivation.
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“Koravation”
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Ohhhhhhh ok thx
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Look at the adowable toofy boiii
Toothy dannnex 4 lyfe
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They're not shhhhh you saw nothing shhhhh
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sorry dannex, it's better when i suggest it
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(Copies fadran again)
Oddly specific vibe check time!
Would you like your vibe to be checked? Step right up! I shall check your vibe.
Dang if you say "vibe check" enough times it doesn't sound like a word
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Thaidakar: this werid kitchen gadget i have that hard to use but actually useful, it cuts corn kernels from the cob. (Idk man first thinf that came to my head
Also, if anyone wants to vibe check me back, plz do :D
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Szeth, you’re a wooden spoon carved with a cheesy positive message, stained with the color of soup, speaking of repetitive use. It may not exactly match all the other kitchen utensils, but it somehow fits in all the same :)
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heh, lol. mine is awesome.
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That moment when you've spent over two hours writing a kiss scene for the OCs that you ship but you haven't even finished writing the main character's opening POV yet
RIP Fyonn i will write you soon
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I'm also one of the few people on this site to have ever kissed a girl
SpoilerI'm also the only girl Fadran has kissed
SpoilerI've kissed more girls than Fadran has.
SpoilerDo I win?
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@dannnnnnex only about 20 minutes was actually spent writing :/ (also that scene annoyed me, i wish they had saved the romance for the next season tbh)
@CalanoCorvus it contains spoilersss........ and also it's super rough cause it's gonna go near the end (if it even makes it in) so i'mma keep it to myself for now :>
@Mystic Syn my thought process:
"Hmmm. Those characters would be cute together. I wish it was cannon.
Wait. I am the author. I can make it cannon.
i am god"
Anyway yes i am the author i am all powerful i can and will make it cannon.
@DramaQueen yup. You win. You and Fadran just casually asserted dominance over every single sharder
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Ya know, that works.
When I’m dealing with situations like that, I just go over what I do want to happen and what I don’t want to happen. Like it’s integrated in Yulong/Q’s character that her family is dead and she can’t team up with her twin, but I also love to think about if I were to do that and what would happen if I would.
I should honestly write something about that, since I’m not doing schoolwork and am basically being lazy right now.
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Here's a super nice and interesting Sanderson article. It actually mentions the wired article, as the author had time to call Sanderson and ask some of his feelings about it before publishing this one. I thought this one was really fascinating. Also it just went ahead and told us the tentative Stromlight five title!! Knights of Wind and Truth! I though it was gonna be Ketek of Wind, so i wasn't that far lol.
Also six entire years for Stormlight six?? adjsksdkjskubkuabkbkkjdagfkjgkfhjslshdjhsfkd;gsfkjdgajsgfjlds;fjlsdgfjh
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Dang i didn't read that ;-;
I probably should
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Btw dannex smoking is very bad for your health
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dw it’s a candy cigarette
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If Queen Elizabeth can die, what else can happen
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Yup
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Wizard please stop ;-;
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Alright, I will stop.
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Me: *tries to write a book*
Book: Why? Why do you being me into existence, into this cruel, hateful world? Why? Leave me be, i beg you! Please, let me suffer not, let me remain resting in this peaceful state of non-existence!
Me: ...... ..... . ..... .. . . .. ..... ... . I didn't know google documents could talk
It's saaad though, i have this cool magic system and really well thought put characters and a cool basic premise, but whenever i sit down and try to actually write the plot, i can't :(
Also, i'm a king's wit! Cool :D
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I am currently writing about 8 books. And ya the plot can be the hardest part. Sometimes you just have to make yourself try and write something. It helps to find your writing voice and the style that fits you. Maybe try writing short story backgrounds on the character and use those to figure out what kind of plot would fit those kind of characters.
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500th post SU!
To celebrate, I shall be doing book/book character vibe-checks. Reply and I'll do my best to match you with a book, fictional character, or both! (and they might be books or characters I do not know well, but whose vibes fit you well.)
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It's been a while. I assume you don't interact with me enough to come up with one.
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Oh shoot ahhh
Yeah, sorry tav, i don't know you that well :(
@Shining Silhouette you remind me of Ginny Weasly (From the book, not the movies). I'd say (can i do a tv show?) You're The Owl House.
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SHARDERVERSARY! EEEEEE I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH
@Elf: ELf! I still remember how we "met": we were arguing over who could stay on TLPW the longest, and then you asked me to check out some writing you had done in Creator's Corner. from that fateful day has sprung a wonderful friendship you're a cool person and a great writer, not to mention how we have the same (excellent) taste in books. you're an awesome person, keep it up!
@King of the Oreo: *runs in happy circles* OREOOO! My favorite sharder! Your SA art trade piece is my computer background: you were my first follower and, quite literally, the only reason I've continued drawing. That fan mail you sent me a long time ago (which you probably don’t remember) really inspired me, especially because I didn’t like how my art looked then and also thought (and still think- though I’m trying not to compare mine to others now hehe) yours was way better than mine. You’re a really cool person. I promise I'll get that elantris art done soon!
@Doomslug The Destroyer: DOOMIEEE ma boi!!!!! Reasons why Doomie is amazing: 1. He is an incredible writer 2. He is very good at romantic advices 3. He has fabulous hair 4. He gives off excellent vibes 5. He is an awesome person :D love you bro! (and idk why but it won't let me change the text so it's not bold lol)
ok, those were pretty long. the rest will be shorter, not because I like the rest of you less lol but because I'm supposed to be doing my math homework rn ;-;
@Thaidakar the Ghostblood my shardbuddy!! I read TLT like a novel bro, good work.
@Sequence my colorful friend! DEATH TO ALL MONOCHROME AND COLOR FOREVER!
@The Storming Stormfather I know we don't interact that much, but I will never forget the time you took away two of my reps so I could get a screenshot of 420 rep. you did a great service to humankind that day, mad respect.
@DramaQueen @Channelknight Fadran you guys are SO nice. at risk of sounding like an old person, you are pillar stones of the Shard community and it would most certainly not be the same without you (lol I did sound like an old person). Fadran, I haven't gotten around to reading all of the Iconar Collective yet but I will soon! Queen, I am turning into a theatre kid lmao, so if you have any musical suggestions I'd always love them
@Robin Sedai you are sweet and cool and nice and funny and awesome
@Mystic Syn love love LOOOOVE your art! hang in there bro <3
@i am a fish (not gonna actually tag him cause he's scary) I really love how you acknowledge my existence on here and how you interact with me, it really makes me feel like you value me as a friend and a cousin <3
Spoilerjk I know you you've barely even been on here since I made an account and tbh I would be embarrassed to be related to me if I were you
@Experience you are an honorary minor for life. you're awesome bro
@Dannnex you've been giving off annoyed older brother vibes recently and i am absolutely living for it. keep it up lol
@Morningtide you are really good at checking SUs and also you are cool
@#1 Taln Fan absolute mad respect to coppermind editors. also mad respect to you individually cause you're awesome <3
@Boomerang Guy COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
@everyone who I forgot: LOVE YOU YOU ARE AWESOME I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE I'M JUST DUMB
the cosmere and the shard have gotten me through some tough times, and I'm so glad I could find this fun nerdy community that I really fit into. never forget: Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination
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Ohhh man i missed your shardiversary I'm so sorry! I also remember that day, it was the start of something AWESOME
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IM BACK
lol
just now saw this.
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Me: I'm going to have a super productive Monday! It's a new day, the possibilities are endless! I'm gonna do all my overdue homework, clean my room, bake a pie (happy pie day), train my dog, write a book, and make dinner! who knows? maybe I'll even start a business! or achieve nuclear fusion! the possibilities are endless!
Life: ahaha common cold go brrrrrrrrrrrr
so ye, I'm now a sniffly mess huddled under blankets with a thermos of herbal tea. :/
in other news, Secret Project #2 looks SOOOOOO FUNNY. I can't wait till 2023.
and if anyone has any tv show suggestions (up to tv-14 or a very mild MA) then pray tell
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I just finished the third season of The Dragon Prince (Netflix) and it's just one of the best shows ever.
The Owl House is also incredible. (Disney+)
And Psych (Prime) and Phineas and Ferb (Disney+) are just the best.
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And thx u guys for your suggestions, i'll definitely check these out
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*sheepishly tiptoes in*
haha hey guys… I know I said I wasn’t really gonna be on here, but… I haven’t started an art instagram or anything and I still wanna share my inktober, so, uh…. Hi haha I’m here for Octoberi posted my first one in the lovely Edema Rue’s inktober for all thread, maybe I’ll make my own, we’ll see…
I have totally been lurking on the art thread since I left, I love y’all’s art so much :D
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OMG
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I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE
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Doomie and lotus I miss y’all tooooo ;-; I can’t give you my phone number my mother would kill me :((((( for now we gotta chat on goodreads or here while I’m on here ;-; tell me if you get discord!! Even though I’m not really on there either… elf if you see this I’m sorry I haven’t been on in months I miss you too ;-;
damn I’m just remembering how much I miss you guys!! It’s not great for my mental to be on the shard all the time but bc I caved and came back for inktober I’ll probably check in occasionally after it’s done haha
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FAAAACEEEEPAAAALMM AHHHHHHHHHH. Hi! omg love you <3 I missed your return by a few days but I’m so glad you’re back for Inktober! Your arts are always so fun :]
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Some cosmere drawings:
SpoilerHere's ur favorite lurcher lesbian gun smith (Ranette for ye uncultured):
Just for clarification (there was confusion when i showed it to me brother) that is a gun strap, not the actual gun.
Here's a Steris that i started and will probably finish at some point but idk (I don't like how it turned out that much)
Here's a Szethy that i'm proud of cause i didn't use any reference at all (it's gonna be a full page drawing of the Words of Radience finale scene at some point, it was drawn as therapy for the fact that i can not afford the epic amazing incredible 350$ statue of Kal and Szeth fighting)
Non-cosmere stuff (mostly doodles in my school notebook) :
SpoilerAlcatraz and Bastille (from Al vs. The Evil Librarians, of course, Sanderson's finest.)
His fingers look like he's holding hands with someone lol
Ronan from The Raven Cycle (i drew it and my friend did all the letters):
Here's some pose practice that i had fun with and turned into magical characters (this is actually from a couple months ago):
That's all
I'm probably gonna do inktober this year. i haven't been drawing that much lately and i'd like to do it more. It'll likely not be a new drawing every day but i'll try :)
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huh. alright then so i see now
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They look amazing! I love the Ronan one
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AHHHH IT"S MY SHARDERVERSRY!!! I TOTALLY FORGOT!!!!!
I kind of want to make a traditional super long one where i tag people and give a speech, but i'm afraid i'll accidentally leave someone out or tag someone who doesn't want to be tagged ;-;
I'll probably still do it though. Maybe in a few days?
LOVE Y'ALL THANKS FOR BEING AMAZING :D
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Happy Shardiversary!!
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Happy shardiversary!! I'm so happy I know you, you're such a nice and fun person. I hope you stay here for many years to come!
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Happy Shardiversary!! It's been amazing to talk to you about TRC and TMA and everything else! Your art is incredible and I hope that you will continue to be an incredible presence on the shard for years to come!
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I've done it.
I'm going to win forever.
This is the epitome of my achievements on the shard.
BOW DOWN TO ME!!!
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Lol
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I was honestly surprised no did a "i'm leaving the shard y'all... JK APRIL FOOLS" su.
we all did those last year it woulda been boring
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hey i know this is what my art thread is for but look at this cool drawing i made of @CalanoCorvus
Spoileranyway i have severe art block so hmu if you want me to draw anything :D preferably book characters or podcast characters (by that i mean TMA) because i like drawing stuff i can't see better.
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That is so good!!! I loooove!!! Mehehehe.
You should draw Jon and Tim because I finished the first season of TMA and those are the two that I can't picture in my head for some reason.
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i will compile u a compilation ("compile a compilation" kinda redundant lol) of all my Jon drawings in like 4 hours when i get back from target :3 tim i should draw more though. (don't ask why i will be at target for four hours as i do not have a feasible explanation for u.)
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Target is a very easy store to get lost in for hours. My friends and I often walk there at 9pm for no explainable reason other than that they have the best gummy bears in town. Quite odd but true. I am excited for your compiled compilation
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Happy St. Patrick's day!
Make sure you are wearing green or I will find you...
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*burns Szeth's Mac n' cheese*
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Ok, so, there's this thing called "hunger games simulator" where you can enter in names and then it simulates the hunger games with those names, and i did it with cosmere characters and oh my-
This is the first part:
SAZED SET STERIS ON FIRE
SAZED SET STERIS ON FIRE
Anyway it's fun, i'll tell yall who wins
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Okay *claps hands* Should I make a status about my thingy or nah?
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I made one just now, so shore
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@Mystic Synyaos i want to see both of them
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BRANDON, YOU TROLL! YOU TROLLLLLLLLLL!
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I think march should be nation author trolling month. Just because of Brandon Sanderson.
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March First should be National Trolling Day. right next to April first in pranks.
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Absolutely. I love both ideas!
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hi guys, i don't think i'll be on here anymore. here's my goodreads if you wanna keep in touch. thanks for all the good times. <333
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Oh no! I'll keep in touch on goodreads probably!
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I am late
Far too late.
If only I wasn't late.
Then I could've said goodbye on time
Well, better late than ever.
Goodbye, Szeth, thanks for everything, for all the good times, for all the chats, for all the laughs together, for all the fun, for the misunderstandings and all.
I hope you have fun in your journeyings, good friend.
Life before death, Szeth's Facepalm.
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Life before Death
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I have a cello recital coming up in an hour and I'm surprisingly chill lol
Does anyone else here play an instrument? I play the cello and ukulele and it's super awesome, but funnily enough i've only actually been nervous before online performances where you submit a recorded video before the recital and they play it, never in person ones. It's one of my super powers
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I play piano and The Scream.
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I play the banana and the thumb oh and screaming.
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Instruments I actually play:
Double Bass, Bass Guitar, GuitarInstruments I can play with enough confidence to look like I know what I'm doing when I actually don't at all:
Melodica, Piano, Ukelelelele, Cello, Xylophone, Drums, Harmonica, misc percussion