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  1. There is a person who I walk by on my way to Spanish class almost every day who looks almost exactly like you, same glasses and everything lol. The first time i saw them i got jumpscared and i was like "is that doomie??" and then my logic brain was like "no doomie does not live anywhere near here" and i was a little sad.

    anyway

    yeah haha

    1. Medium

      Medium

      oh that’s hilarious lol

  2. AH I JUST REMEMBERED PART OF WHY I STOPPED BEING ON HERE

    I opened the shard for what i said would be just a minute at 9:45 and it is now 11:55 and I've been on here the whole time and it's Monday night and i still have an hours worth of hw maybe more ;-;

    It's just too fun on here :///

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    2. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      Why is this so true though, ugh I have a script to write but …the Shard

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Heh- I have to go to seminary in a few minutes.

      I'm still on the Shard, yes-

    4. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      It's my fall break!

      I can spend all the time here I want!

      (Which granted isn't a lot these days...)

  3. *sheepishly tiptoes in*
    haha hey guys… I know I said I wasn’t really gonna be on here, but… I haven’t started an art instagram or anything and I still wanna share my inktober, so, uh…. Hi haha I’m here for October

    i posted my first one in the lovely Edema Rue’s inktober for all thread, maybe I’ll make my own, we’ll see…

    I have totally been lurking on the art thread since I left, I love y’all’s art so much :D

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    2. Lotus Blossom

      Lotus Blossom

      OMG

      OMG

      AAAAAA

      I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

      YOU CANT EVEN IMAGINE

    3. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      Doomie and lotus I miss y’all tooooo ;-; I can’t give you my phone number my mother would kill me :((((( for now we gotta chat on goodreads or here while I’m on here ;-; tell me if you get discord!! Even though I’m not really on there either… elf if you see this I’m sorry I haven’t been on in months I miss you too ;-;

      damn I’m just remembering how much I miss you guys!! It’s not great for my mental to be on the shard all the time but bc I caved and came back for inktober I’ll probably check in occasionally after it’s done haha

    4. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      FAAAACEEEEPAAAALMM AHHHHHHHHHH. Hi! omg love you <3  I missed your return by a few days but I’m so glad you’re back for Inktober! Your arts are always so fun :]

  4. hi guys, i don't think i'll be on here anymore. here's my goodreads if you wanna keep in touch. thanks for all the good times. <333

    https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/131427262-semele

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    2. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      Oh no! I'll keep in touch on goodreads probably!

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      I am late

      Far too late.

      If only I wasn't late.

      Then I could've said goodbye on time

      Well, better late than ever.

      Goodbye, Szeth, thanks for everything, for all the good times, for all the chats, for all the laughs together, for all the fun, for the misunderstandings and all. 

      I hope you have fun in your journeyings, good friend. 

      Life before death, Szeth's Facepalm.

    4. Scars of Hathsin
  5. ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    i feel so lucky to live in the era where these films are being created

    Here's one of my big theories (massive spoilers jsyk)

    Spoiler

    ok i think that Miguel is actually the prowler of his world. think ab it: 1. he doesn't actually have spider powers, he has to inject stuff into himself to be spidery. 2. he isn't spidery at all, his actual powers are, like, claws and teeth and stuff. prowler vibes? 3. he has a similar theme to uncle aron's. less "AHH RUN" and more "i am going to get you and there's nothing you can do about it." but similar nontheless. 4. he is similarly wrapped up in good and bad, like the other prowlers we know. uncle aron is a villain, but he's not evil. he wouldn't hurt miles, and he really loved him and helped him be himself. 42 Miles prowler- he is a villain, but he's miles. we know what a good person he is, despite whatever circumstances drove him to villainy. Miguel is a bit the inverse but still similar (and the inverse-ness fits with his faked spider powers). he thinks he is trying to keep the spider-verse world from falling apart, which is good, but he's also violent and angry and maybe not so good after all?

    anyway that's just my little theory that i think would be fun if it was true :)))

    i've had this on repeat all afternoon

    also if anyone makes a thread in entertainment to discuss across the spidy verse, tag me pls :3

    1. danex

      danex

      i like that theory

    2. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      ty :DDD

      here's my one other little theory thing (not really a theory, idk what to call it):

      Spoiler

      ok so you know how the void thing was caused in Mumbattan because miles saved the police captain and the little girl? and how he disrupted a canon event in a different universe and that's why it started disintegrating? what if he finds out a way to save his dad in his own universe by himself? if he found a way to save his dad somehow without any help, then his universe wouldn't unravel, right? because there wouldn't have been interference form other universes. (except, y'know. miles. but idk whatever)

      because like Mile's thing is "anyone can wear the mask, anyone can be a hero, i make my own story" etc. while miguel is methodical and cold calculation and holding everything together and making sure canon events happen.

      idk it's not really a theory just maybe a path the plot might take? but i'm probably wrong ab this one and also it doesn't make a ton of sense so whatever

      oh also

      Spoiler

      im gonna write an essay ab uncle aaron and the prowler miles 42 and stuff because in the first movie there are a lot of clear signs that if miles had not been bitten, and hadn't become a spidy-man, he would have followed in uncle aarons footsteps and become a prowler or a villain. i always kind of discounted that aspect of the movie because i didn't see how it was relevant to the plot anymore but HOLY FRICK DUDE!!!!!!!!! as you may have noticed that is now an extremely relevant part of the plot and i happen to have a lot of free time cause y'know summer and i've never written a theme analysis essay about something that i was actually interested in so ye here we go

       

  6. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

    Anyway i'm not back but here's a couple lil updates:

    1. SCHOOLS OVER DEADLINE'S PASSED now I can stop thinking about it till the report card comes in and probably reveals i failed spanish and biology :DDD good thing it's just a homeschool co-op though and not real school, which i'll be doing next year.

    ...

    i'm scared guys

    2. My parents finally listened to me about how I likely have adhd and im gonna get tested... some time this summer. Knowing them it's gonna take a while. But at least they listened to me for once. the reasons they listened make me a lil upset, but oh well.

    3. I'm reading this really fun series called The Murderbot Diaries. It's sci-fi, which i usually dislike strongly, but this one is super fun. It's about this part human part bot construct who is in charge of protecting humans when they go on dangerous missions, but all he really wants to do is watch tv and stuff. Y'all should read it :D

    anything else...  uhhh... Paramour by Sub Urban and Aurora is a good song.

    love y'all byeee!

    1. Zephrun’s Imperium

      Zephrun’s Imperium

      So proud of you for surviving the school year! Glad to have you back. 

    2. Lotus Blossom

      Lotus Blossom

      YAYYYYY THIS IS AMAZING!!!!! ON ALL ACCOUNTS!!!! <333

  7. Hi guys, I'll be taking a break from here for a while. Idk when I'll come back. I know I have some messages I haven't answered and some stuff I haven't finished, and I'm super sorry about that. But I just need to take a break.

    If you have anything important to tell me, you could probably send it through Elf, if she didn't mind.

    I will be back eventually, I promise. Love you guys!

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    2. Lotus Blossom

      Lotus Blossom

      noooooooo-

      I'm going to miss you so much around here :(

      but i'm glad your taking care of yourself and taking a break <3

      you totally have to lmk when you're coming back :]

      ily! farewell, my fellow theater kid!!

    3. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      Bye bye Facepalm!

    4. Nathrangking

      Nathrangking

      Take care of yourself and be well. You'll be missed and we look forward to your return!!

  8. WHO'S EXCITED FOR MORE WORMS :3

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    2. Wittles

      Wittles

      AHDASDHASHGFAHSDASJDAHS!!!!!!!

      YEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!

      WORDS IS NOT WORK!!!!!!!
      MANY HYPE!!!!!!!

    3. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!

    4. The Bookwyrm

      The Bookwyrm

      AAAAAAAAA

      YES

      I WANT IT

  9. AHHHH IT"S MY SHARDERVERSRY!!! I TOTALLY FORGOT!!!!! 

    I kind of want to make a traditional super long one where i tag people and give a speech, but i'm afraid i'll accidentally leave someone out or tag someone who doesn't want to be tagged ;-;

    I'll probably still do it though. Maybe in a few days?

    LOVE Y'ALL THANKS FOR BEING AMAZING :D

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    2. Nathrangking

      Nathrangking

      Happy Shardiversary!!

    3. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      Happy shardiversary!! I'm so happy I know you, you're such a nice and fun person. I hope you stay here for many years to come!

    4. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      Happy Shardiversary!! It's been amazing to talk to you about TRC and TMA and everything else! Your art is incredible and I hope that you will continue to be an incredible presence on the shard for years to come!

  10. Happy Birthday Mr. Channelknight :DDD

  11. Yooo i'm super flattered, i've never had someone put my drawings as their pfp before :DDD do you want me to post the full color version in the gallery so you can use that?

    1. solarcat

      solarcat

      I have no idea how that happened. I was looking through the gallery and somehow it got changed to my profile picture lol. Is there some kind of feature which allows you to directly take images from the gallery and make it your profile picture? I'm so confused. Also that drawing is insane, but I changed my pfp to crab pulsar.

    2. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      That is hilarious lmao. Yeah, there is a little button that makes it really easy to make a gallery pic your pfp. Thx for the compliment and your new pfp is totally epic :D

    3. solarcat

      solarcat

      Ty, I like your pfp!

  12. Hi guys!! Since Elf is unable to log on anymore, we made a communication thread (inspired by Halcy's)! If you ever wanna hear her updates or send her a message, pop on over, she'll be thrilled :D

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    2. Morningtide
    3. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      I guess I don't technically need to use the thread since I can message her on goodreads but hey. I only just remembered that :P

    4. Lotus Blossom
  13. Would anyone like to discuss the owl house with me?

    (pls talk to me about it i am dying the finale is tomorrow and i am not ok)

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    2. Wittles

      Wittles

      pls yes. I love TOH. 

      I started to rewatch it (yet again) in preparation for the finale, but my mom apparently says no because "there's better things to watch" It's stupid. It's an amazing show with really good representation! Actually, that's probably why she said I can't watch it anymore. Imma still watch it cus It's an amazing show and I am way too emotionally invested in the characters to just let go of them

    3. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      D: sorry wittles, that's terrible!! My mom doesn't know a lot about it but she's being chill and getting us apple cider "apple blood" lol) to drink while we watch the finale. i wish you could come over to my house and watch it with me and my little sister and my friend ;-;

    4. Wittles

      Wittles

      That sounds quite fun.

      I'll probably just sneakily watch it one youtube for the limited time I have after school

      I think it's really funny (in the not humorous meaning of the word) that my parents will let me watch stuff with like straight couples *ahem* going a bit farther than kissing if you know what I mean, but when there is a gay couple that is a more wholesome ship than most other entertainment. Idk, they're probably afraid it'll "infect me with the gay" Well jokes on you, because I had that since before I saw The Owl House (Well I didn't know Bisexuality was a thing until TOH so my main line of reasoning for why I wasn't gay was that I liked girls lol So i guess in a weird roundabout way it did, but not really)

  14. Spoiler

    Screenshot_20230404-174711_Chrome.thumb.jpg.d832550e375c550521b001a6a47af69c.jpg

    Y'all this is legit the first time this has ever happened to me.

    Dang. This feels so weird.

    I can't... i can't rep anyone?? Till tomorrow?

    So strange

    Sorry Morningtide, i'll rep your cello post tomorrow :blink:

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    2. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      I know- i must be a very miserly rep giver ;-;

    3. Lotus Blossom

      Lotus Blossom

      Or you just have high standards >:)

    4. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      Wow! I'm pretty much constantly out of rep. I'm on the shard a lot and I think you get your rep points back 24 hours after you use them? So I am always using the 5 rep I have for the next few hours and having to wait to get other ones :lol: 

  15. Alright, I finally did it!!

    Please enjoy and give feedback ahahahaha

    Posting creative works is so stressful ahahahahahahah

    ahahahahaha *dies*

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    2. Zephrun’s Imperium

      Zephrun’s Imperium

      I'm so proud of you for posting your writing!! The Shard is a great place to do that; my creative endeavors certainly weren't born here, but the overwhelmingly positive response to my writing and art that I received from the wonderful folks here most certainly encouraged me to keep being creative. Congrats on 1000 posts! 

    3. justice magician

      justice magician

      Yaaaaay!! this is super exciting! congrats on 1000 posts!

    4. Shining Silhouette

      Shining Silhouette

      Yay!! I'll be sure to check it out!

      (PS your profile is such a vibe—the background lol)

  16. I'm a golfer, and your about me is really funny.

    1. The Isochronism

      The Isochronism

      Hahaha thank you! :)

    2. The Isochronism

      The Isochronism

      For the record, I also love golf. 

  17. https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/books/a43438119/brandon-sanderson-profile/?fbclid=PAAaYyWVVOHNXTHbtUN2ZqdWqAh5F3BPi53OL_6L4QByQKuERsyAghKT-HJZ0

    Here's a super nice and interesting Sanderson article. It actually mentions the wired article, as the author had time to call Sanderson and ask some of his feelings about it before publishing this one. I thought this one was really fascinating. Also it just went ahead and told us the tentative Stromlight five title!! Knights of Wind and Truth! I though it was gonna be Ketek of Wind, so i wasn't that far lol.

    Also six entire years for Stormlight six?? adjsksdkjskubkuabkbkkjdagfkjgkfhjslshdjhsfkd;gsfkjdgajsgfjlds;fjlsdgfjh

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    2. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      Dang i didn't read that ;-;

      I probably should

    3. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      Btw dannex smoking is very bad for your health :ph34r::ph34r:

    4. danex

      danex

      dw it’s a candy cigarette

  18. Hmmmm

    What does one typically do for 1,000 posts

    I often do vibe checks for milestones but i kinda wanna do something different since it's a big one

    Does anyone have any suggestions?

    Spoiler

    Also guys i'm sorry i totally forgot about the writing thing ;-; i have a tendency to post stuff like that SU spontaneously without actually  thinking it through. I may not actually get it out soon. But thx for the interest :D

     

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    2. Robin Sedai

      Robin Sedai

      I don't even know what I did for mine lmao. No idea, maybe you could make a forum game?

    3. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      I have no idea. I got 1000 a bit ago and I think I just made an SU saying I did it :lol: I think I used the post on the TRC thread lol. 

    4. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      You could go back, find your first post and post an SU anylising it and talking about how far you’ve come or something.

  19. Uggggggggggggggg

    I was going to preform at a music festival today with my choir but i woke up with a very unpleasant case of what seems to be tonsillitis

    This is the worst ;-; i wanna sing so bad but i probably can't ;-; this literally happened with my last choir performance as well but i was able to make it to that one. Anyway i'm gonna see if i can temporarily recover in the next fourty minutes via tea and hot shower and cough drops so i can make it. Wish me luck guys

    (Also that Sanderson article in wired was absolutely atrocious and Sanderson's extremely mature response made me respect him more than i already did.)

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    2. justice magician

      justice magician

      Dang, I hope you get better soon!

    3. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      I watched an arcane episode and that made me feel better :) and i'm gonna go see my future highschool's production of mean girls the musical in 15 minutes (i'm well enough to see something if i'm sitting down). And if that doesn't cure me i'll come home and listen to Barret Wilber Weed singing Beautiful and then Seventeen from Heathers on a loop which could probably cure any illness.

    4. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      Rusts that sucks :(. Wishing you a speedy recovery!

  20. Hey guys

    So i um

    I don't write very much, but when i do, i have been informed that i write good.

    (yes, i know the proper grammar is "write well", and thus i am not demonstrating my writing abilities. it's for personality.)

    Anyway i kind of wanna share some writing with you guys and also see if a couple story ideas i have sound interesting... specially because A. i need to choose one to work on and B. i need to write more to keep my skillz sharp, and it'd be easier to be consistent if there were people waiting on me to write something. I work mildly better under pressure. Mildly. So... this is sort of gauging interest for a Facepalm Writes thread :D

    Anyone interested?

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    2. justice magician
    3. Wittles

      Wittles

      That sounds awesome! I'd love to see your writing!

    4. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      Thx guys!!! I probably shouldn't have posted that on a Sunday cause i will now be distracted by school and hw and therefore will be unable to get this set up till Friday probably ;-; but be counting on it Friday or Saturday!

  21. Does anyone want to talk about Welcome to Nightvale with me :3

     

  22. Bruh

    My Six of Crows got lost in the mail and now I won't have it for spring vacation

    Bruh

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    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      That is terrible.

      No mourners...

    3. Morningtide

      Morningtide

      Oh that's awful! Mail service can really be a pain sometimes

    4. Edema Rue

      Edema Rue

      Quote

      No mourners...

      No funerals.

  23. AHHH

    APRIL 8 IS WHEN MY LIFE AS I KNOW IT WILL BE CHANGED FOREVER

    (Owl House finale ;-;)

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    2. Cinnamon

      Cinnamon

      I KNOWWWWWW ;-;

    3. Wittles

      Wittles

      It's coming out on the 8th??!!!?!?!

      I'm so excited!!!

      Also sad.

      but mostly excited!

    4. Medium

      Medium

      OH IS THAT WHEN IT'S OUT OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH THIS IS HUGE OH MY OH NO

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