Szeth's Facepalm

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Szeth's Facepalm last won the day on January 12

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About Szeth's Facepalm

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    *screams incoherently*
  • Birthday November 7

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    Why is Rosharian cooking so salty?
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    for the sun. That way it will fall very far away and probably hit someone you don't know. -Mr. Hoid Boi
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    Msn Barbara (please Barbara come back to me, i love you, you are my life soul and world, Joshua could never make you happy. please come back Barbara)
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    Like the ICU, but it's an Intensive Care Quokka.
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    jab·ber - /ˈjabər/ - verb - talk rapidly and excitedly but with little sense - "he jabbered away to his friends"
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    Because sodium reigns.

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    Right behind you.
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    Ukulele/cello playing
    Dogs, frogs and many other animals
    Mushrooms (especially the red spotted ones)
    Having the heads of my enemies fashioned into a tankard for drinking w/ Drehy, Skar, and Adolin
    Reading (especially Stormlight Archive, The Rithmatists, and Artemis Fowl)
    Not being wanted by the government
    Baking (mostly cakes)
    Gerbil snorting w/ my pals from the freelands
    Pretending to be older than I actually am
    Attempting to write books
    Disney cartoons (especially Gravity Falls and The Owl House)
    The Magnus Archives
    Feeling the fist of insanity slowly tighten its deathgrip on me
    Peanut MnMs
  1. Shallan, who had been hiding under a rock, screamed "BOOTS!" and ran to catch as many as she could.
  2. Then the popcorn chicken brutally murdered him again.
  3. Sooooooooooo I'm still on vacation, but i couldn't resist the pull of the shard for more than five days, it seems :P

    Here are some Syl doodles i made while re-listening to RoW in the car:



    (Sry about the lightning :<)

  4. brandon sanderson

    Ohhhhhh guys, i think you're all confused, it's Sandon Branderson. that's who you guys are looking for, i think. I read some of his stuff, i think he wrote, like, Fogbirthed? And Manner of Monarchs? Anyway, he's pretty good, glad to see i'm not the only one whose heard of him on here.
  5. Facepalm rushed in, wearing a slytherin scarf and clutching a pygmy puff plushie and five chocolate frog cards. "Sorry, @Thaidakar the Ghostblood for not responding to your call, i was at harry potter world. Anyway, what's happening?" Facepalm staggered to the ground, realizing that gravity was acting really weird. "Popcorn chicken, help me!" They cried. The popcorn chicken, which had abandoned its quest for The Ultimate Facepalm long ago, sprouted wings and flew to Facepalm. Facepalm didn't really know what to to with it, so it just circled around nameless, making popcorn noises.
  6. Thanks for following me, Facepalm :P

  7. *curls up in a corner* TPBM likes rocks :D.
  8. Metal eaters look for rare yummy metals What is your personality type?
  9. *sadness noises*

    Can I have hugs plz

    I am sad


    *More sadness noises*


    Also im prolly gonna be off the shard for about two weeks, but i'll be back.


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    2. Szeth's Facepalm

      Szeth's Facepalm

      ^_^ *munches snickers and kitkats* thanks guys! 

      Everyone on here is so nice, thanks for being such cool humans.

      (I did actually go and eat a kitkat irl and those things are SO GOOD, they definitely made happier lol)

    3. The Storming Stormfather

      The Storming Stormfather

      See ya! Enjoy whatever you're doing! *hugs*

    4. Robin Hatter

      Robin Hatter

      *hugs* Au revoir, Facepalm! The Shard won't be the same flavour of insanity without you!

  10. *screeches* *throws chouta at everyone* *runs back and forth* *jumps out the window still screeching* *inexplicably starts flying* *wins*
  11. *YEETS A WAFFLE AT BOOMERANG GUY, WHICH LANDS DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF HIM ON A PLATE WITH SYRUP* Excuse me, waffle king, would you please try my waffle? I've been perfecting the recipe for 13 years and if you could try it that would mean a lot to me.
  12. ... Um Cool *pelts Thaidikar with hamsters and potatos*
  13. Nope. About fifty of my 150 are from the last week, though, cause of how active on the shard i've been, so that might be coming up lol TPBM doesn't like roller coasters