Ookla the Omniscient

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About Ookla the Omniscient

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    Excuse me, good sir. But what are you doing with my hamster?
  • Birthday April 16

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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    To become a mod so I can post in, then lock tLPW
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    Seasonal allergies have made this a disgusting reality.
  • ICQ
    You, not Q. I'm coming...
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    - Ishi 1172. 3 seconds pre-death. Subject was a monster-fighting plumber in his early 30's. Sample considered useless.
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    With a sword. She dies.

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    Spaceship Urithiru
  • Interests
    Reading, playing the flute, and worldbuilding.
  1. 1234 rep! This makes me happy :)

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      I almost upvoted your post, but I think you should bask in the glory of numerical order for a little bit longer. :P

    2. Ookla the Crow

      Ookla the Crow

      oooo nice number.

      that's about a .8:1 rep to post ratio

    3. Ookla the Omniscient

      Ookla the Omniscient

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      I almost upvoted your post, but I think you should bask in the glory of numerical order for a little bit longer. :P

      Thx bruv

  2. I’m available to run it! I can get signups up this evening
  3. The Columbia Tower -- it's in Seattle. MBPT type?
  4. OHHHHH 36811961144144625 49225400 81400! 4006481361 81361 9225225144
  5. Totally! This thread is whatever you want it to be. (syllables)
  6. I noticed a lot of Sharders play the flute, so I made this! Enjoy @InfiniteInsanity @Ookla the Floofy
  7. A tailor spying on the British government
  8. Hurt Bands of Mourning Heal the Way of Kings (yass queen) Line 3 of haiku The Way of Kings - 7 Oathbringer - 8 Hero of Ages - 7 Bands of Mourning - 7 Secret History - 9 Warbreaker - 10 The Emperor's Soul - 8
  9. We had a spy on the inside!
  10. A jet of high-pressure plasma shot out from the portal. Szeth held it back with his powers and gave the mortals a chance to flee.
  11. When we finally drive the British away, Lafayette is there waiting — in Chesapeake Bay!
  12. Laurens is in South Carolina, redefining bravery
  13. Nope! According to QUANTUM MECHANICS only dogs have souls. Protons. -- A haiku has five and then seven syllables then another five.