Tragically, I *am* in a PhD program... but studying methane-eating bacteria genetics. And since bacteria don't have eyebrows, I'll be hard-pressed to work this into my thesis >.< That said, I've been increasingly considering that eyebrow analysis may be my new calling... I just finished the Nevernight Chronicles by Jay Kristoff and there were a lot of raised brows in that series too. We may be onto something