This thread is great! Made an account just to add
-The steelpusher couldn’t decide where to throw his coin, then the penny dropped.
-Why does Wayne love hats? He thinks they’re cap-tivating.
-For Vin, the worst thing about Ruin was how ear-ritating he could be.
-Why didn’t Susebron laugh at the joke? He found it tasteless.
-How do you greet a male mistborn? Allo’ Man Sir.
-What do you say to a nosy feruchemist? Mind your own business.