The Storming Stormfather

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About The Storming Stormfather

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    Where there is not light, there can spider!
  • Birthday 02/15/2003

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    We eat barley so it turns easily (to) UnReaLity
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    ing to read The Wheel of Time!
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    Massage Signal Nap
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    Yeeting ads here on out
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    s incoherently*
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    Stunned keepers you passed earlier

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    A forest in New York. Guess what! Not all of NY is city! Urban area < forest/farmland in NY
  • Interests
    Reading (a little too much), Lego, some sports, writing (a little), Minecraft, walks in the woods, riding my bike (nooooooooo it's getting cold again!)
  1. Slightly dramatized version of a recent and true story.



    Me: *taking out a pizza from the oven in peace*

    Pizza: Do you know what I want to do?

    Me: No, bad pizza!

    Pizza: I want to fall onto the bottom of the oven!

    Pizza: *starts sliding*

    Me: *reaches for pizza* 

    Pizza: Haha, can't catch me! I'm too fast!

    Pizza: *starts sliding faster*


    Me: *grabs pizza*

    Pizza: *spins out of my oven mitt*

    Pizza: Hehehe!

    Me: Stop it< you stoopid pizza!

    Me: *finally gets the pizza under control*

    Pizza: Awwwww, you big meanie.

    Pizza: *pouts*

    Me: *takes extra pleasure in cutting this pizza up*

    Anyway, how are y'all doing.

    1. Chinkoln


      I had my brother sit on my back so that I could improve flexibility.

  2. Wow these children are crazy. Anyway, I'm old. Not that old, but still old.
  3. No, I don't, but maybe I should. That would be pretty funny!
  4. Heyo Thornlight the Effervescent (idk if this word is applicable for you, but it sounds really fancy and it seems to match your post)! Who's are favorite character? Who's your least favorite? What Sanderson books have you read? Also, don't take cookies people offer you. They most likely have Hemalurgic spikes in them somewhere.
  5. Heyo, Cova! Welcome to the storming shard! Who's your favourite character? What character do you want to push off a cliff? What books have you read? Spambots show up now and again, the mods will deal with them.
  6. Happy storming birthday, Ene!

    1. AonEne


      THANK YOU!!!!! 

  7. Happy storming birthday!

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    2. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      HAP. PY. BIRTH. DAY.

    3. Voidspawn


      ...wasn't it your birthday yesterday?

    4. BreezeCauthon


      January 5th, maybe there's a time zone difference

  8. Hey, thanks for the follow!

    1. Szeth_Pancakes


      You're welcome!

  9. Merry Christmas, everyone!

    1. Robin Hatter

      Robin Hatter

      Merry Christmas to you too!

    2. DoomStick
    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood
  10. No, and I don't plan on doing so. TPBM doesn't celebrate Christmas
  11. Wow... My face is amazing. In all seriousness, this is beautiful! You did a fantastic job on it!
  12. I just picked up a beanie that's been on my desk for a while and a stack of cash fell out.

    I should pick up more hats