The Storming Stormfather

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About The Storming Stormfather

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    Where there is not light, there can spider!
  • Birthday 02/15/2003

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    We eat barley so it turns easily (to) UnReaLity
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    ing to read The Wheel of Time!
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    Massage Signal Nap
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    Inconsequential
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    Yeeting ads here on out
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    s incoherently*
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    Stunned keepers you passed earlier

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    A forest in New York. Guess what! Not all of NY is city! Urban area < forest/farmland in NY
  • Interests
    Reading (a little too much), Lego, some sports, writing (a little), Minecraft, walks in the woods, riding my bike (nooooooooo it's getting cold again!)

  1. Happy storming birthday!

  2. Slightly dramatized version of a recent and true story.

    Me: 

    Pizza:

    Me: *taking out a pizza from the oven in peace*

    Pizza: Do you know what I want to do?

    Me: No, bad pizza!

    Pizza: I want to fall onto the bottom of the oven!

    Pizza: *starts sliding*

    Me: *reaches for pizza* 

    Pizza: Haha, can't catch me! I'm too fast!

    Pizza: *starts sliding faster*

    Me: NO. STOP. BAD PIZZA!

    Me: *grabs pizza*

    Pizza: *spins out of my oven mitt*

    Pizza: Hehehe!

    Me: Stop it< you stoopid pizza!

    Me: *finally gets the pizza under control*

    Pizza: Awwwww, you big meanie.

    Pizza: *pouts*

    Me: *takes extra pleasure in cutting this pizza up*

    Anyway, how are y'all doing.

    1. Chinkoln

      Chinkoln

      I had my brother sit on my back so that I could improve flexibility.

  3. The Storming Stormfather started following Thornlight
  4. The Storming Stormfather started following Adult Club

  5. Adult Club

    The Storming Stormfather replied to Experience's topic in Social Groups, Clans, and Guilds

    Wow these children are crazy. Anyway, I'm old. Not that old, but still old.

  6. Hey there!

    The Storming Stormfather replied to Thornlight's topic in Introduce Yourself!

    No, I don't, but maybe I should. That would be pretty funny!

  7. Hey there!

    The Storming Stormfather replied to Thornlight's topic in Introduce Yourself!

    Heyo Thornlight the Effervescent (idk if this word is applicable for you, but it sounds really fancy and it seems to match your post)! Who's are favorite character? Who's your least favorite? What Sanderson books have you read? Also, don't take cookies people offer you. They most likely have Hemalurgic spikes in them somewhere.

  8. Hello!

    The Storming Stormfather replied to Covacola's topic in Introduce Yourself!

    Heyo, Cova! Welcome to the storming shard! Who's your favourite character? What character do you want to push off a cliff? What books have you read? Spambots show up now and again, the mods will deal with them.

  9. Happy storming birthday, Ene!

    1. AonEne

      AonEne

      THANK YOU!!!!! 

  10. Happy storming birthday!

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    2. Channelknight Fadran

      Channelknight Fadran

      HAP. PY. BIRTH. DAY.

    3. Voidspawn

      Voidspawn

      ...wasn't it your birthday yesterday?

    4. BreezeCauthon

      BreezeCauthon

      January 5th, maybe there's a time zone difference

  11. Hey, thanks for the follow!

    1. Szeth_Pancakes

      Szeth_Pancakes

      You're welcome!

  12. Szeth_Pancakes started following The Storming Stormfather

  13. Happy New Year, y'all!

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    2. Elf

      Elf

      Happy New Year!

    3. DoomStick

      DoomStick

      Not yet

    4. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      happy new year!!!!.

  14. Merry Christmas, everyone!

    1. Robin Hatter

      Robin Hatter

      Merry Christmas to you too!

    2. DoomStick

      DoomStick

      and you!

    3. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      merry Christmas y'all

  15. The Person Below Me

    The Storming Stormfather replied to The Awakened Salad's topic in Forum Games and Random Stuff

    No, and I don't plan on doing so. TPBM doesn't celebrate Christmas

  16. Roshar Panorama

    The Storming Stormfather commented on Sasha's gallery image in Stormlight Archive Art

    Wow... My face is amazing. In all seriousness, this is beautiful! You did a fantastic job on it!
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  18. Hey, are you a spam bot?

  19. I just picked up a beanie that's been on my desk for a while and a stack of cash fell out.

    I should pick up more hats

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    2. Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      Thaidakar the Ghostblood

      lol that hilarious

    3. 2EmLee2

      2EmLee2

      Wow.:lol:

    4. Robin Hatter

      Robin Hatter

      Lucky!